Slow claps for Ryan Murphy. The American Horror Story mastermind has basically turned his life into the Casting Couch, and on last night's episode of AHS: Cult, he paired his longtime muse Evan Peters' dick with newbie Colton Haynes' butthole for a pretty damn intense gay fuck scene! Can you even imagine being able to ring up anyone in Hollywood and have them gay bang on camera while your spank bank explodes off-screen?
Those of you who watched 13 Reasons Why on Netflix and took a liking to the badest boy in school, Justin Foley (Brandon Flynn), will be happy to hear that he's probably a peen hornet in real life! Here are all of the hawt shirtless pics you need to get properly acquainted with the new star of your wet dreams!
This is definitely the "In Case You Missed It" that I'll have to answer to at the pearly gates, because these two uh-mazing ass shots from the "it" Hollywood homo couple comprised of Colton Haynes and Jeff Leatham were posted last Friday, and I'm just now getting to them. Sorry Jesus, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?! Anything.
Charlie Carver and Colton Haynes are gay celeb royalty and both grace the set of MTV's gay porn series Teen Wolf. Well, in a new teaser for this Sunday's episode, we see the cuties smush their faces together for a passionate gay kiss.
Double your pleasure, double your cum! The things I would do with the Carver twins are so gruesomely unholy that even religion can't save me, and after you see their sexy nude and gay television history, you'll understand why! Max Carver showed off his hot ass on The Leftovers and went shirtless on gay porn series Teen Wolf. His openly gay brother Charlie Carver got homo nasty in I Am Michael (2015), When We Rise, and, of course, on Teen WOOF!
"If you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?" I wouldn't know, because I don't like either one. This could have something to do with the fact that I feel nothing but bitter disdain and jealousy... and a slightly quivering taint... for insanely sexy celebrity boyfriends Zachary Quinto and Miles McMillan!
British singing sensation and openly fuckable gay man Sam Smith recently teased a pic from the set of his upcoming music video. This happened to be around the same time that highly, highly, highly, highly.... highly ::leans over and whispers in your ear:: highly fuckable model Charlie Auterac took to his Insta Story to share that he'll be in the same vid!
Before Gus Kenworthy had gays prepping their diaphragms by coming out in 2015 to ESPN Magazine, the dick-wettingly hot Olympian was on the straight and narrow with none other than...
Thanks to an insanely sexy new Instagram picture, Colton's bulge is weighing in on the conversation with "Hey, look over here, who gives a fuck about we lost our virginity. Don't you want to choke on my meaty goodness?"
Thinking of Gus whipping out his hot cock and jerking it to his favorite porn star is like, making my spank bank shut down for a holiday.
The couple has been adamant about knocking down the stigma around their age gap.
Hey, Noah. Thanks for making me flood.
The insanely fuckable ginger gets his holes filled by dicks, and the Internet is living for it.
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