A recent photo surfaced of our pretend boyfriend, Adam Ayash, and we just can’t take it anymore. We need more of this man in our life. We’re not sure what the context of this photo is, but here’s what we’d like it to be:
If Benjamin Godfre’s three-ring act pitched a tent in our town, it’s guaranteed we would have run off to join the circus. We already know our act: We’ll be the Serpent Woman. We’ve already picked out our snake.
Now that we’re officially into summer, it’s perfect that we’ll get a new sex scene with Tom Faulk, Fleshbot’s sexy blond ’80s surfer stud. Not a one of his scenes slips by us! Now that we’ll be hitting Fire Island every other weekend in our fabu share in the Pines, our darling Tom has inspired us to do our favorite kind of body surfing.
Is Fleshbot Crush Object Benjamin Godfre going to start releasing jack-off videos? Over the weekend, the popular and often full-frontal male model released a teaser clip called “Lifeguard.” It starts out with Benjamin posing around a beach as if he’s recreating “Baywatch,” and ends with him feverishly beating the cum out of his engorged cock. Please, sir, may we have some more?
Breath. Taken. Away. We’ve long admired Fleshbot Crush Object Jay Roberts and his stunning body. The total package wooed us so completely that, to our bafflement, we never really fixated on his penis. Until now. Let’s sing the praises of Jay’s delicious dick.
CRAAAAAACK! That’s the sound of our heart splintering into a million teeny pieces. Just as we were about to ask Fleshbot Crush Object Jay Roberts if he wanted to become Fleshbot’s Official Boyfriend, we’ve learned — shock of shocks — he already has a boyfriend! Waaaaaaaa! We’ll dry our tear-dimmed eyes on this “private” video of Jay getting bare fucked by his boyfriend.
Well, here’s a congrats to Fleshbot Crush Object Soon-To-Be-Boyfriend Jay Roberts. He recently won the title of Best Live Performer at the 2012 Hookie Awards. One look at this video of him doing the nasty dance with two dudes on stage, and we can tell he’s earned the title a-thousand fold. Roll clip!
Anyone remember those old commercials, “When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen”? When it comes to Fleshbot Crush Object Jimmy Clay, not only do they listen, but they get hard, jerk off, moan and ejaculate…all completely involuntarily. He may very well have THE most commanding porn presence today. The remarkable thing is, he doesn’t even have to try.
As we know, Fleshbot Crush Object Jay Roberts has the glorious talent of making even the most mundane tasks a hotbed of sex. On his blog, he recently posted a couple videos of himself working out — fully clothed, no less. How does he make this interesting? Simple — by wearing one of those t-shirts with the sides cut out to give us teasing glimpses of his ripped torso in muscle flexing action.
After vanishing from the porn scene, long time Fleshbot Crush Object Race Cooper has suddenly reappeared in an sexy onslaught of new scenes. His big comeback involves hypnotizing his co-stars with the circular wonder called his butthole. Even current Fleshbot Crush Object Jay Roberts can’t avert his eyes. He’s not the only one…
911! Doctor! Shock us back alive with the defibrillator, please! After an absence of several months, Jimmy Clay is back with his hair grown out, curled, and making our heart stop every time we see him. May this sultry Samson never shear his locks again, because Jimmy Clay with all that hair makes an already perfect specimen of male sexuality cross over into the Temple of the Divine.
Fleshbot Crush Object Jay Roberts goes to great lengths to show us his sex-hungry self. Recently, as he tried to give us a sultry strip show during his morning routine, the most horrible coitus interruptus ruined the entire scene. In this two part video mini-epic, fabulous Jay doesn’t bat an eyelash as he tries to reach his wank-off goal.
Michelangelo had David. Leonardo had Mona Lisa.
I mean, look at it. It’s a motherfuckin’ rock.
Stop the presses!