It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a non-gay bar never more resembles a gay bar than when a big soccer game is being broadcast. And, boy, were we deceived this weekend. Euro Cup 2012 had its final matches, with Italy and Spain playing for the championship on Sunday, and
If you’ve got a thing for pure British beefcake, pop the champagne, Paddy (Patrick) O’Brian has signed on as exclusive with both Falcon Studios and Raging Stallion. Double your pleasure! Before, if we wanted to jack-off to Paddy, we had to visit British sites in the outfields of gay porn. Now, we’ll get lots of hairy, sweaty, uncut muscle action right in the big leagues.
Johan Wiland–goalie for Sweden’s soccer team–pulled down his skimpy shorts and gave up his pretty pale ass as target practice for his teammates. If it were our balls, we’d squarely get inside the goal.
Ladyfolk have historically complained about whistles from burly urban construction workers. Gay men, however, would probably love it…if only the workers were cute. A British company named “Buff Builders” provides handymen so sexy that you’d whistle right back.
In annals of advertising insanity comes this British commercial for Richmond Ham. In it, a bearded, buck-naked, British bloke sings about the natural ingredients of the ham while strolling though a hippie-dippy countryside full of pastoral nudists. Cut out the lady folk, and we’ve found our “Sound of Music” mountaintop paradise.
All you sci-fi queens, it’s time to take off on the rocket ship of sex. If ever you’ve fantasized about fucking on the space set of Kubrick’s “2001″ or get a woody thinking about getting homo in the world of “Barbarella,” then we’ve got a porn scene to satisfy your futuristic fetish.
Geesh! Athletes in Europe just can’t keep their clothes on! In the July 2012 issue of Cosmopolitan UK, several of Great Britain’s sexiest jocks for the 2012 Olympics show off their stunning, fully naked bods. Why? Why ask why? Just enjoy and drool. On your marks. Get Set. Go!
Let’s see…what new way can the role of Hamlet be interpreted that hasn’t been done a zillion times before? (Snapping fingers.) Wait! We know! Make him totally nude for the entire play! (Pause.) Drat. Cutie-pie French actor Robin Causse has already done it!
If you’re looking for head-turning art to hang in your newly redecorated palazzo, take in the paintings of Claudio Bindella. The handsome Italian loves creating what he calls “impossible” works of art, which must mean epic images of naked men frolicking. Each of his homoerotic treasures would surely titillate the most discerning of collectors.
Next time we order tapas, we’d like a serving of David Dirdam and Adrian Toledo. StagHomme.comand DominicFord.com, these two Spanish hunks export hot sex in glorious 3D. Waiter, we’d like a second plate.
When someone with the unattainable beauty of Mick Lovell convulses in orgasm, tingles of devilish satisfaction waft all over our body, too. It’s not due to our own orgasm, but with our smugly superior knowledge that now this Earth Angel and Ultimate Sexual Fantasy has no secrets from us. We know him at his most intimate.
Even though the Peters Twins and Bel Ami have parted ways, we’re still getting their twincest treats. A video filmed way back in 2010 has just been exhumed for public viewing pleasure. Let’s pray to George Duroy there are more Peters treasures locked away, waiting to be discovered, because this “new” old scene will draw your hand right to your cock.
Breath. Taken. Away. We’ve long admired Fleshbot Crush Object Jay Roberts and his stunning body. The total package wooed us so completely that, to our bafflement, we never really fixated on his penis. Until now. Let’s sing the praises of Jay’s delicious dick.
Yesterday, we showed how Renaissance art was major jack off material. It looks like the masters have horny influence on today’s pornographers. Check out this beautifully staged all-male orgy. Is it real, or an oil on canvas?
Way, way, waaaaaay back in the ’90s, Aiden Shaw was one of the standout performers in gay porn. Then he disappeared to the Never Neverland of Retired Pornstars, like they all do. Wait! Hold your horses! Aiden Shaw has returned, looking all dapper and debonair as a delicious silver daddy.
We’ll take the good, we’ll take the bad, we’ll take ‘em both, but we’d rather have 19-year-old Gerrit. The testosterone-pumped British bloke isn’t comfortable getting jerked off by a dude. But he’s signed up to do a solo for a gay porn site, so it’s time somebody showed him the facts of porn life.
Well, boys and bois, it’s finally here: The official trailer to “Magic Mike”, a.k.a. “Showgirls” for gay men. Except, looks like the producers are trying to do anything they can to not cater to gay men. Take a look. What do you think?
Here’s a rather curious video of two (presumably) extremely drunk (presumably) straight young UK blokes ripping off each other clothes during a (presumably) late night bar brawl. The two drunkards are sexy enough, but you know who is really piquing our curiosity: the bi-curious cameraman.
Just when we were wondering what the hell happened to Earth Angel Mick Lovell — BAM! — here he cums, full speed ahead, with his barebacking cock and his barebacking butthole. *Gasp!* He, with the Face of Wonder and Body of Magnificence, has taken his gay sexcapades to the tantalizing next level, and, God, it is
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At least, that’s what we think is happening here. In Mother Russia, a group of twinky young men stripped naked for what Google Translate describes as in defense of journalists and prostitutes. Uhhh….OK. All we know is, there’s some photos of sexy uncut Post-Iron Curtain peen!
