Did you want your pubes to hang over your dick like a bad toupee? Because that's what's going on here
Again, this would have been another great time for a 3D dick pic
I'm constantly focusing on the wrong things
Staring off into the middle distance without even a hint of a smile. I admire your sense of irony, sir.
And when you're done drying off, clean your fucking mirror!
Seeing as how well positioned that dude makes his name on your underwear
To the lucky bitch who received this, FUCK YOU.
Not wearing underwear helps.
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