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Let out the fart, then snap the pic

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Guys with iPhones: Turn Down Service? Screen shot 2017 02 24 at 1 05 29 pm 0ef35d4f featured

At least let someone come in and tidy up

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Guys with iPhones: One of Those Times Screen shot 2017 02 20 at 7 35 31 am 4d1cd1d9 featured

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Guys with iPhones: Odd Place for a Cat Tree Screen shot 2017 02 10 at 7 53 01 am 85bc764f featured

I'm constantly focusing on the wrong things

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Guys with iPhones: I Admire How Seriously You Take This Screen shot 2017 02 02 at 7 43 51 am fbce676c featured

Staring off into the middle distance without even a hint of a smile. I admire your sense of irony, sir. 

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Guys with iPhones: Need a Towel? Screen shot 2017 01 18 at 8.12.13 am featured

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Just breath.

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Guys with iPhones: Might as Well be a Calvin Klein Ad Screen shot 2017 01 06 at 7.23.37 am featured

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Guys with iPhones: A Winning Smile Screen shot 2017 01 05 at 8.36.47 am featured

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Not wearing underwear helps.

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