As thermometers start rising, the shirts of famous men start coming off. Here’s a peek into what what we’ll see once the floodgates have opened up for the rest of Summer 2012/

This week’s shirtless celebrities have fucking on the brain. Two of them refuse to get out of bed. One won’t leave the bedroom at all. All of them are nearly naked with sex on the brain. Well, if not on theirs, it’s def on ours. From soccer to bloodsuckers, we want to ease our favorite famous males out from under the covers.

Another reason the rich and famous are better…

Yo, yo, playah!

How many nights have we tossed and turned…

…and they are par-tay-ing..

We’re used to seeing super fit soccer studs like…

When speaking at a convention of right-wing…

Back in jolly ol’ Britannia, national…

Unlike David Beckham, we had to Google runner…

Have you ever heard actual words come out of…

Amateur straight guys and pseudo frat dudes and naked sports jocks and fresh-faced porn models may come and go … but David Beckham in his underwear is forever. (Or at least until he takes them off; maybe someday we’ll get to see what that looks like too.) Click thumbnail for more.

By the way, that “naked” “Ashton Kutcher” photo we used for the thumbnail in that last post? We found it during an interweb search for sexy Kutcheriana courtesy of a modest lad named Danny, who describes himself as “young, hot, (and) horny” and who fortunately backs up his hubris by hosting a…

Posh might have been calling him “Goldenballs” all this time for a reason, but we knew we weren’t the only ones who were wondering about David Beckham’s suspiciously large bulge in that new Armani underwear advert (or checking our own back catalog of pics to make a comparison); when contacted by…

It’s tough being David Beckham, what with coming to America in a star-studded media frenzy and then fizzling on the soccer field. not to mention being sidelined (again) due to (yet) another injury and his decision to help that English couple who … well, you know the rest.

Photographer Steven Klein gets even more famous British people to take their clothes off for glossy magazines this week with a cover spread in W featuring the impossibly sexy Posh and Becks, complete with spray-on tighty whiteys and athletic-inspired underthings overflowing with suspiciously…

We hope most of our readers are savvy enough to know that when something on teh internets sounds too good to be true, it probably is—or isn’t, as the case may be in this “David Beckham Frontal Nude” courtesy of a hard working Photoshop artist with some mad cut and paste skills and an admirable case of wishful thinking. We were tipped off immediately by the fact that the head seems just slightly too small in proportion to the rest of the body, as well as that Beck’s distinctive tats look more drawn on his limbs than inked into his flesh. As for the QueerClick reader who claims it’s a fake because “David Beckham is known to be circumsised” … well, we’re guessing only Victoria Beckham, Rebecca Loos, and the several hundred bloggers and gossipistas who have speculated on the matter know for sure.