There are few things in life we love as much as a cupcake. What we do love more is cut blonde muscle boys who jerk off on camera and jizz all over themselves. How do we choose?

You know how you always go to the Home Depot and there are all these handsome mostly muscular beefy guys who work construction and you wish once, just once, you could see one naked? Wish granted!

We have a confession to make: on the rare occasions when we get to the gym we always use the locker room and while we’re in there we always look at other guy’s dicks. Here’s a video that gives us the view we want.

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There are lots of things we like about Xtube showoff BHF_rocksmysocks: he’s cute, he’s got a great body, and he’s packing a whole Oktoberfest’s worth of braunschweiger in his pants. (Also: he doesn’t wear pants.) Furthermore, he’s bi, and he rocks out to the Flaming Lips and Ladytron, so you know he likes mixing it up. And one of his biggest turn-offs is “people who lie very still during sex”. Which begs the question: what doll-downing downer would just lay there with this hottie in their bed? There is one things that annoys us about BHF, though: he’s in the UK, and we are not. Good thing we can watch and enjoy anyway. And so can you!

Remember those good old days (less than a year ago) when adult video sharing sites like XTube and PornoTube were new and exciting and gay porn bloggers everywhere suddenly had a practically unlimited well of material from which to draw?