Usually, we have a slew of pithy annotations or semi-clever rhymes to spice up our weekly brew of naked Guys with iPhones. This week–*sigh*–we’re plum tuckered out. Don’t kill us, comment instead!

If brought to trial for loving smut,
It’s clear our case is Open-Shut.
Guys with iPhones help us bust a nut,
No “ifs” or “ands,” but lots of butt.

Let’s learn a muscle-building lesson from CutlerX here: When there aren’t any weights around and we’re in the mood for a workout, grab the nearest white twink instead.

Hold the phone! It’s coming true!
Guys with iPhones called for you!
You always knew just you’d do.
And if you didn’t, here’s a clue…

Our love for schlong
Makes us stand strong.

With Guys With iPhones,
We can’t go wrong.

When you hear of gay bears you think of big fat guys with beards and the tiniest outfits you ever imagined. God bears are hot. But even hotter is this guy who is fit, fine, just as hairy and…wearing a mask?

Morning sex has been on our minds recently. After morning sex, comes breakfast…if you like the dude. In this week’s parade of iPhone photo-snapping men, here’s the menu we’d serve to start off the day. Each of these men mean a well-balanced breakfast indeed!

Ugh, hiking. Who wants to go hiking? It’s so hard and sweaty and off in the middle of nowhere without any internet or porn access. Sounds boring! Not if you do it like this guy.

To take a line from the old song, “We’d like a top with a slow hand. We’d like a lover who’s an easy fuck.” We’ve finally found him.

We’re the type of queen who, whenever on vacation, shamelessly takes just as many photos of unsuspecting hot shirtless men as we do of the official tourist sights. When it comes to local attractions, we’re usually attracted to the locals. Of course, we’re not alone. Here’s a site we’ve stumbled upon where some leering gays post the oblivious he-man hotness they’ve caught of camera.

It’s a problem. You can’t go back to your place, and he has a roommate, or a boyfriend, or a wife. You’re not one for back alleys or bathroom stalls. So where to go? If one of you has a car, that’ll do just fine. But how can one contort oneself for a fuck session in such a tight space? Here’s how.

…along with every other type of man meat available. Looking at the group of men snapping instant self-portraits, our mouth starts watering, our loins start grumbling, and we crave to get our lips around all that juicy, plump manflesh. Come…check out our selection.

Breathe in the rejuvenating spring air! What is that refreshing fragrance? You may think it’s all the budding flowers spreading their perfumed aromas. But, no, it’s the scent of Man giving off the wondrous odor from his masculine flowers.