You’ve certainly heard that tween heartthrob Robert Pattinson is starring in “Bel Ami.” Yes, our hearts stopped, too. But, it’s a Hollywood film based on the Guy de Maupassant novel, totally unrelated to our favorite Eastern European porn studio. Or is it….?
When someone with the unattainable beauty of Mick Lovell convulses in orgasm, tingles of devilish satisfaction waft all over our body, too. It’s not due to our own orgasm, but with our smugly superior knowledge that now this Earth Angel and Ultimate Sexual Fantasy has no secrets from us. We know him at his most intimate.
It’s official. The beloved and kinky Peters Twins have “retired” from porn. That’s according to a press release that Bel Ami sent out this morning. But something’s rotten in the state of Bel Ami, since this conflicts with previously released news.
Even though the Peters Twins and Bel Ami have parted ways, we’re still getting their twincest treats. A video filmed way back in 2010 has just been exhumed for public viewing pleasure. Let’s pray to George Duroy there are more Peters treasures locked away, waiting to be discovered, because this “new” old scene will draw your hand right to your cock.
Oh, those cockteasers over at Bel Ami love stretching out their scene releases. They’ve introduced “Joel Birkin,” whose thick cock is so humongous it could drill for oil and strike semen. The catch is that he refuses to show his face…until Christmas! Honey, it best be worth the wait.
Just when we were wondering what the hell happened to Earth Angel Mick Lovell — BAM! — here he cums, full speed ahead, with his barebacking cock and his barebacking butthole. *Gasp!* He, with the Face of Wonder and Body of Magnificence, has taken his gay sexcapades to the tantalizing next level, and, God, it is
- so not fair