Justin Bieber Posts Sexless Underwear Selfie With Visible Penis Line

 

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#DAVE premieres tonight on @fxxnetwork so I’m wearing my Dave underwear. @lildickygram @daveonfxx Dave on my #calvinklein 😂. Watching tonight.

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Mar 4, 2020 at 10:46am PST

Mmmmkay. I'm not shy about my Justin Bieber appreciation, but Mr. Hailey Baldwin sometimes makes it very difficult to champion his fuckability. I'm out here on the campaign trail, and my candidate is posting shrinky dink dick pics in ill-fitting promotional boxer briefs for the FXX series Dave!

 

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Tour prep

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Mar 3, 2020 at 7:53pm PST

We all know Justin is packing a juicy penis, and I feel like our message - one of unity, one of penises - would strike more of a chord with Americans across this great country of ours if I could just get like, a little more fluffage? Just a cute patriotic semi-chub in decent underwear? Am I asking too much?

 

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A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Mar 4, 2020 at 11:48am PST

Aside from the complete missed opportunity of a decent bulge pic, Bieber is still sporting his religious Pigeon Forge, TN souvenier tapestry tattoos and his body is still as tight and toned as can be. Check and check mamaw! I don't know how to end this, so I'll include this video of Justin Bieber screaming at his wife. My man crazy.

So not only does Justin slam the door on Hailey as she gets out of the car, he also acts like a raging lunatic when she beats him in an arcade game. Other couples could never!! pic.twitter.com/VJTZGf8Tzf

— Sam 🌟 (@CorneliaSt13th) February 16, 2020