Too Many People Are Too Horny For K.J. Apa’s New Shirtless Instagram Pic

November 11, 2019
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K.J. Apa has been super stingy with shirtless pics on Instagram since his sexless rebrand, so we can't really blame his followers for jizzing the comments of his latest shirtless Insta thirst trap. They were Insta edging!

This weekend Hollywood's resident faux-ginger quarter-Samoan creamboat posted the only full shirtless pic (above) available on the current iteration of his Instagram, and the thirsties came out in droves to chime in. We have Andy Cohen:

Riverdale costar Rob Raco:

Scream Queens actor Lucien Leon Laviscount:

And yes, even my ex-boyfriend, who I can see "liked" the pic. Sorry boo, just like me, Apa's never going to love you. Anyway Apa's body is looking as insanely perfect as ever, and hopefully all of these comments will inspire him to be as porny on social media as he is on Riverdale. I haven't commented on the pic yet, but I want for whatever to write to really embody all that I feel for Apa. Something like - put your balls in my butt. Byeeeeeeee.