It's been a while since our Pulitzer-winning Who'd You Rather Finger series made waves in the journalism community, but today we're finally back and more lubed up than ever! It might be a two finger day people. The savvy marketing execs at Calvin Klein Underwear just unleashed two new fresh-faced celeb models - Ross Lynch and Jaboc Elordi - and the results are panty saturation central. Between Ross' happy trail explosion and Elordi's super handsome face and gorgeous bod, we might have some worthy adversaries for Broke Straight Guy Shawn Mendes!
Mendes has an amazing history of bulging out for Calvin Klein, and his pics only seem to get hotter and hotter. Also, someone who used to be in the pictures named Noah Centineo was in a Calvin Klein advertisement. Hey, I never know who you guys are going to want to wear like Lamb Chop! Check out the super sexy pics of Jacob Elordi, Shawn Mendes, Ross Lynch, and Noah Centineo in their Calvins and decide once and for all Who... You'd... Rather... Finger!
Jacob Elordi for Calvin Klein has me going “Shawn Mendes who?” pic.twitter.com/T3qGYQzAWI
— SKSKSK Sam-I-Oop Sam-I-Oop (@sbstryker) August 12, 2019
(If it helps you get in the mewd for fingering, you can see Noah's hairy asscrack here)