Instagram Boyfriends Pierre Amaury Bouvier And Nick Champa Have Gotten Even More Shameless And Here’s Why That Matters

June 4, 2019
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For as trivial as it might sound, Instagram is actually the source of a lot of turmoil for many a gay and even a straight or two. We make ourselves more vulnerable than we think by releasing moments of our lives into the Insta-ether, and then asking people to basically quantify our relevancy with a double tap.

Where is this coming from, you ask? I didn't get many likes on my birthday photo and I'm fucking hurt okay??? And what does this have to do with slutty Instagram boyfriends? Well I'll tell you! Unfathomably gorgeous Instaboyfriends Pierre Amaury Bouvier and Nick Champa have never bothered with a little thing called "having shame and/or dignity" when posting about their bods and relationship. But somehow they've gotten even thirstier over time, and their unabashed, outrageous, despicable, psychotic pics and captions should serve as inspiration to any of us who spend hours deliberating over posting a simple cute selfie. Just fucking post it! Pierre and Nick would. And that caption that you're sweating over? Post it! And then add "I'm fucking hot, suck my dick bitch." Pierre and Nick would!

If you're not sold on the WWPNP - What Would Pierre and Nick Post - lifestyle, let me give you some examples of Instagram posts from the duo that would make lesser men so embarrassed they would turn inside out.

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We see sky and we see Love, and that’s what we choose to see every day of our lives. What do you choose to see in yours ? We love you no matter what you choose ! 💕☀️✨ ( Also f..k all these barriers ❣️) 😉

A post shared by Pierre Amaury Bouvier (@pierreamaurybouvier) on Feb 22, 2019 at 1:20pm PST

What the hell does it mean to see sky? NO ONE KNOWS. And more importantly, Nick and Pierre don't care! Also, when's the last time you posted a pic of your taint wedgie? DO IT NOW.

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Because after a long way together, when we get to the top, the only thing we’ll have left is just you and me. That’s the only thing I care about 🌹

A post shared by Pierre Amaury Bouvier (@pierreamaurybouvier) on Feb 27, 2019 at 1:13pm PST

They hiked to the top of a mountain wearing one of Miley Cyrus' outfits from her Malibu music video? DO IT NOW TOO.

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Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain... 💋☔️💜 — 📸: @joshbrandao Styling: @jodyvgstylist Hair/makeup: @winkeschmink Set: @houseofporters_ For @thegayissue —

A post shared by Pierre Amaury Bouvier (@pierreamaurybouvier) on Apr 24, 2019 at 11:38am PDT

BARF. The gauntlet has been thrown. You have until the end of the day!

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A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life 🌠 @nickchampa — 📸: @studiocorredor - @leonardocorredorthethird —

A post shared by Pierre Amaury Bouvier (@pierreamaurybouvier) on Mar 22, 2019 at 11:42am PDT

They dead? YOU DIE TOO. I'll leave you with some more of Nick and Pierre's insanely disgusting yet inspirational pics and captions below. #WWPNP bitches!

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That view is so much better when we are being crazy together! 🤣🌆💕 — 📸: @nickchampa —

A post shared by Pierre Amaury Bouvier (@pierreamaurybouvier) on Feb 20, 2019 at 12:35pm PST

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Just a modern boy ⚡️ — 📸: @nickchampa — Happy Women’s Day ! ❤️ I love you, admire you, respect you and look up to you !

A post shared by Pierre Amaury Bouvier (@pierreamaurybouvier) on Mar 8, 2019 at 1:33pm PST

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Where’s my carrot at? 🐰🥕😏 Happy Easter Everyone!! 😂

A post shared by Nick Champa (@nickchampa) on Apr 21, 2019 at 11:01am PDT