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Ansel Elgort has to be one of the most beautiful men on this planet, and his looks combined with his douchiness genuinely begs the question - can you be undeniably hot and not be debilitatingly narcissistic? According to Elgort's full-blown shirtless Instagram meltdown, sadly the answer is no. Sucks for people like me. We have it tough. Guys like Ansel... and... me.
But really, guys, what the hell is going on. At the writing of this post the twenty-five-year-old actor has posted seventeen almost-identical pictures on Instagram. Odds are he has no one around him who says anything besides " You're 6′ 3″ and a musical and cinematic genius and put your big dick in my mouth," so no one's going to tell him that only a douchebag of the highest order would post seventeen shirtless selfies within the span of a single hour. In fact some thirst bucket named Rachel Zegler commented on his seventeenth pic "my entire feed is just your posts thank u for blessing my insomnia buddy." Oh God she's starring with him in the upcoming West Side Story remake. Rachel, psst, tell him he sucks. It'll do him some good.
Lastly, if this is some Shia LaFranco art project, I will have to put myself down. I just can't today guys! But can you? Spillz plz.
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Photo Credit: Manis Film via Mr. Man