Any of you queens expensive enough to subscribe to the Starz network better take a second to appreciate your privilege, because the rest of us are left wondering what the furk is going on in the super gay series Now Apocalypse. In the most recent third episode, titled The Rules Of Attraction, we get some action between gorgeous and fuckable stars Avan Jogia and Tyler Posey. Posey - who bravely came out as straight-identifying in a recent interview with Queerty - fucks Jogia in gay missionary, and both boys are so wildly sweaty that I find myself not unalarmed. Besides that insight... here's some actual context thanks to a review site called Entertainment Focus:
Uly (Avan Jogia) continued to be ghosted by Gabriel (Tyler Posey) and he revealed to Carly that it was two homeless people having sex that he’d seen in the car (you may recall last week he opened a car door and screamed). With Gabriel still completely off the radar Uly masturbated to porn and took himself back to the café he’d met Gabriel for their date. There he replayed the events and Gabriel turned into the alien that Uly keeps seeing.
After waking up from an intense dream where he was having sex with Gabriel and being told that they had to save the world together, Uly received a text from an unknown number. It was Gabriel asking him to meet him, even though it was 3.30am. Uly thought about it and composed a few angry texts, which he didn’t send, but eventually agreed to meet him.
Just as I suspected! Honestly Now Apocalypse is picking up the fap slack left by a noticeable lack of hot gay scenes on television, so I would like to personally thank the openly gay brain behind Now Apocalypse, director Gregg Araki. And I'd like to let the CW know that the gay-auntled has been thrown...