Cameron Dallas Wants To Be Huge, Gives Us Last Taste Of His Twink Bod

January 24, 2019
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You guys don't need to read more than a dozen of my Dark Gay Web thirst bucket diary entries to know that I like my butts plump and my bods toned. I also like my bods soft. Hairy. Smooth. Whatever! The only thing I can't get on board with is ultra-ripped action figure bods. I blame this hangup on the breakup I had with my He-Man action figure (what 90's gay didn't own one?) in elementary school. We could have had a life together!

Twinkilicious Insta starlet Cameron Dallas has dazzled and yes, delighted us with countless shirtless pics, ass out television scenes, and even perfect pink dick and ball pics. But the twinkle is about to fade, at least according to Cameron's new Insta caption detailing his desire to get swole af:

Here are my before pictures! Can’t wait to show you guys the progress photos. my weight is coming in at 157 and I want to add some weight on my arms/ thighs so we will see where that goes. I’m eating way more than I was even when I’m not hungry, anyways GO GET IN THE GYM THIS YEAR!!! I’ll post the next set of photos in 3 months - see u thennn

The twenty-four-year-old model-turned-musician accompanied his caption with front and back pics of his already twunk-ish bod. In three months he'll look like the Terminator. Back in October he deleted all of his former life on Instagram, possibly making way for his future as the T-800.

I don't get the obsession some guys have with looking like they dine exclusively at an all-you-can-eat GNC supplement buffet. Seems like we're pushing our bodies in a direction that they don't naturally want to go. But as long as Dallas is happy and healthy, I'm here for it. Actually, I'm not, but I'm trying to not sound like a bitch. So, twink Dallas or swole Dallas? Let us know in the comments!