Pussy Funeral Alert: Shawn Mendes Posts Hole-Meltingly Hot Shirtless Pic

February 13, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by his_excellency

 

 

Wow, this has been a really intense morning in the office, as we sadly had to say goodbye to someone special. That's right. My puss puss is actually gone and isn't going to make a comeback this time. It seems like just yesterday the ol' gal was being resuscitated for the twelfth time, but she just couldn't take this sizzlingly hot new shirtless pic of gorgeous nineteen-year-old singing sensation Shawn Mendez

 

 

Mendes has been leaving us tight and dry during the past few months as his Instagram posts mostly focused on his music career. Ew. This was obviously the worst idea in the world, and now thankfully Mendes is righting his wrongs by flaunting his lean as fucking fuck stomach, peppering of body fuzz, muscles for days, and overall just freakishly fuckable Insta bod!

The stud is vacationing in Jamaica, and if there's a God of Penetratable Twink Singers With Heads Of Hair You Could Lose A Dick In, Mendes will post more skankilicious pics before he leaves the island. In lieu of flowers for my puss puss' funeral, please make a donation to your spank bank with this shirtless Shawn Mendes pic. It's what she would have wanted.

Photo Credit: Instagram

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