Adam Clayton Baggage Issues
Could straight guys be any more gay? This weekend Cristhian Stuani tweeted a picture of his Middlesbrough teammates in the locker room after their win against Sunderland, and in the image you can clearly see midfielder Adam Clayton's balls hanging out of his little undies! Of course Stuani's tweet immediately went viral, because the world literally just wants naked athletes.
27-year-old Adam Clayton is seen on the far left of the picture with his perfect pink pouch bounded to his thigh by those... special sports undies that are appropriate to tweet (?). Speculation ABOUNDS as to whether or not the ball slip was just a blessed mistake, but considering - a) that shit eating grin on Adam's face, b) that pointing guy to his left who is CLEARLY excited to snack on those things for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and c) that Adam is presumably a human male who would be able to feel if his balls we're hitting the ol' dusty trail - this probably wasn't an accident.
Stuani quickly deleted the tweet, and posted this apology:
I am Sorry about the picture, we didn't realize it
Alright! But of course, Adam Clayton's balls will live on the Internet forever. Jeeze, with Frankie Grande last week and now this, balls are really having a moment right now!
Via Sun