You Knew It Was Coming.

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[WATCH: "Poke-U Man Go" - Next Door World]

Rule 34 is in FULL Effect.

What's Rule 34, you ask?

Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is a porn parody of it. From major motion pictures like "Pirates of the Carribbean" to "sex on boxes" there have been gay porn parodies of anything you can think of. Even last week, Man Royale ran a gay porn scene themed after the 2016 Rio Olympics.

Not to be out done, gay porn's current powerhouse Next Door Studios tackles a theme no one has tackled (yet): Pokemon GO.

The virtual reality-based game puts Pokemon over your phone's GPS, enabling you to "Catch 'em all" in real life.

Like it's real-world players, who have walked into traffic, met up with strangers, and climbed over fences, Lance Ford knocks on Scotty Zee's door, asking him if he can catch the Pikachu in Scotty's back yard. When Scotty says no, Lance jumps over Scotty's fence.

But Scotty doesn't let that Pikachu go so fast - and you know what happens next.

If you give a mouse a cookie? More like "If you give a gay porn company a theme".

There's even (I presume temporary) tattoos of Pokemon all up and down Lance Ford's Arm, Legs, and back, making the scene complete!

I wonder what Scotty Zee thought, looking down at various Pokemon while he did the topping - was that hot or not? Was it better than looking at some of the hideous tattoos some gay porn stars have? 

You brought this on yourself. We ALL brought this on ourselves. Congrats - at least enjoy it while you can.

Do you play Pokemon Go? Have you gotten you any hookups like Scotty Zee and Lance Ford?

WATCH SCOTTY ZEE FUCK LANCE FORD AT NEXT DOOR WORLD