Christian Grey Proves Sensible is Sensualible
The Gay Internet is ablaze with new photos of Jamie Dornan filming a honeymoon scene with co-star Dakota Johnson on the set of the upcoming second Fifty Shades of Grey movie, Fifty Shades Darker. The 34-year-old is looking SICK while hanging out on the beach in Côte d'Azur, and is joined by his wife Amelia Warner, who's making sure Dakota doesn't mess with his Johnson. Also, the stylists have shaved his belly hair into a happy trail, or like triangle, leading to that bush that we all know and lurve, which is cool.
First thought about the new paparazzi pics: Could those swim trunks be any more practical? James Bond comes out of the ocean wearing a South Beach-ready dong catcher and the maestro of kink has cobalt blue quick dry swim trunks with a sensible snap pocket in the back? So you can bring things like your ID around, or maybe some loose change? Maybe the moms who are going to shell out $14 to see this get off on that kind of thing. It reminds them of cutting out those Kohl's coupons. Wet.
The veiny leg message boards are also lighting up because boy's feet are getting ALL the blood with those ropes! I, however, am looking at that adorable face that I just want to smush (seriously, him licking his lip in that one picture makes me feel like I have to pee), those insane V muscles, and the maybe, sorta bulge that's enough to get me going. Are these pics worth the hype? Check 'em out in the gallery!
Via Daily Mail