Austin Wilde Breaks Gaydar, Fucks “Straight” Man Who Is Actually Bisexual

December 4, 2013
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

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I was going to ignore the error in the latest Guys In Sweatpants scene title "Fucking the Straight Guy", but now that I see the error has gone uncorrected for a week, we should probably have a discussion about it.

The scene stars site owner Austin Wilde and Eli Hunter, a model I assumed was attempting to rebrand himself, as the brazen indication of his sexual orientation in the title suggests. This is the same "straight" guy that started getting fucked bareback more than four years ago at Chaos Men, and was most recently seen having another raunchy bareback orgy with the Maverick Men and Lucas Weston.

He's been billed as "straight" at every one of these sites—including 50 times in this scene's introduction—and even fucked an actual chick once at Straight Guys for Gay Eyes, but has primarily remained a regular bottom on a few of the pre-2013 bareback sites. Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the fact that he's been bottoming for gay men for at least four years—whether he likes it or not—technically make him bisexual?

Given the recent demand for everyone to be more sensitive to the struggle of being bisexual, I'm confused as to why we can lambast people for misidentifying Tom Daley's sexuality while at the same time believing that Eli Hunter can have sex with men and remain "straight." If a gay man had regular sex with women, would you still call him gay?

Of course, none of this really matters because regardless of his technical sexuality, Eli Hunter is one thirsty cockslut with a penchant for giant dicks in his ass. And don't get me started on that slutty arch in his back…

Speaking of poses—how cute is Austin Wilde as a classic pinup girl?! So cute!