Here's All The Nick Jonas Arm Porn You Could Ever Hope For

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I've never wanted to be fisted in my life, but if Nick Jonas were flexing this gigantic bicep in front of me, I'd feel compelled to spread my cheeks and take swallow his entire arm with my asshole out of respect. Those guns are holy beings and should be worshipped as such.

Nick's arms have been the subject of pop culture discussion since he posted that jerk-worthy selfie on Instagram, but they're appearing in their first major photoshoot this week for Out. Joe was also there, along with some guy named Kevin (must be a fan?), but let's be honest. The real story here is about Nick's arms.

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When asked if they were gay, Joe said "people assume, but we don't take offense". Yeah, okay. How about those arms?

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The JoBros also talked about their new album, V, how they're leaving their Disney record label, and good god, who the hell cares because ARMS.

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They also talked about Miley Cyrus and twerking, but you have to read that here because IT'S ALL ABOUT THE ARMS, people.

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They're hypnotic.

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Here's some more Nick Jonas arm porn for that raging boner you now have:

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What? Wishful thinking never hurt anyone.

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