While watching these sexy vids of a nerdy blond twink fantasizing about the men he’ll meet on a new hook-up app, we wondered, does anybody find hunks this hot on their iPhone? What is the percentage of gawky gays who’ve signed on to Grindr or Manhunt and actually scored the manly muscle usually advertised? Is this false sex advertising?
The promos are for GuySpy.com, an online “social network” for horny homos. The guy in his glasses and fierce salmon pants is cute enough, but will he really get a response from a barbequing Thomas Jane Look-Alike? Or will the geeky college student really meet two gigantic slabs of beefcake in cute designer underwear? Will any of us??!?!
We hereby demand that all hook-up sites start enlisting models who more closely resemble the men the majority of us meet online: perfectly handsome, very sweet, sometimes svelte, sometimes slightly pudgy, rarely ripped to the max, everyday guys who look like they were just at the Farmer’s Market, not auditioning for Randy Blue. You know, guys just like us!
Who’s with me?