When Levi Johnston, the guy who knocked up Sarah Palin’s daughter, said he would pose naked for the right amount of money he really opened the floodgates. Now he has a new $25,000 that he shouldn’t can’t refuse.
First Unzipped offered him the cover if he would pose nude, much like they did for Portland mayor Sam Adams’ slutty intern Beau Breedlove, who accepted their offer (our friend JC Adams says a major gossip site is acting a liason between Unzipped and Johnston’s camp).
Now, Bait & Tackle, the company behind Straight College Men (which we had never heard of until now), has offered to give Johnston $25,000 and an all-expense paid trip to their Las Vegas den of iniquity to film a jerk-off scene for them. We say, take it! You’re probably not going to get a better offer and that kind of scratch can probably buy you a house, a dented pickup trick, and your hunting license in Wasilla!
It’s funny though, the amount of money makes it seem like they actually expect him to take it. After all, if they were just putting up the dough for a publicity stunt, wouldn’t they offer a really obscene amount like $500,000 or $1 million instead of a measly $25,000. That’s the kind of number where you think, “Well, we want to offer him a lot to get attention, but only as much as we can afford because, well, this kid is strapped and he’s gonna call us up.” Let’s hope they’re right, because we’re dying to see this kid’s hockey stick.
· Naked Levi (nakedlevi.com)
