You Know It’s Sad When A Gay Porn Blog Needs A Crime Blotter

Well, if gay pornstars stopped causing trouble it wouldn't be necessary. We'll just have to hope we get your prison fantasies going by telling you Nicolay Petrov is going to jail for 20 years.

Petrov, the star of "Just Add Water" and "Big Dick Club 2," was convicted of accepting $5,000 to attack a pair of senior citizens first at their home in Brooklyn, NY and again at their home in Sarasota, Fla. He was hired by the elderly couple's son-in-law, who will be sentenced for conspiracy next month. Petrov was sentenced last Friday and will be deported to his native Armenia when his sentence is up. By then, he'll be 44. If he keeps his body in shape, he could make some good money returning to porn as a hot daddy. Hey, just saying.

Also of note: the trial of Harlow Cuadra for the murder of Cobra Video founder Bryan Kochis is rolling along in Pennsylvania. Today someone named Andrew Joseph Shunk, who worked for porn model and escort Cuadra testified. Unzipped identifies Shunk as porn star Mason Banks. Brent Corrigan, who is supposedly at the crux of why Cuadra killed Kochis and helped investigators bring the accused in, is scheduled to testify later this week. Do you think they can get Zack Efron to play him in the "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" episode they're definitely going to make based on this?

· Gay Porn Actor Nickolay Petrov Sentenced to 20 Years in Prison (avn.com)
· Former Gay Pornography Employee Testifies in Cuadra Homicide Trial (citizensvoice.com)