Along with every other red-blooded homosexual on earth today, we're as proud as can be for the completely adorable gold medal-winning Aussie diver Matthew Mitcham: not only was he the only openly gay male athlete in the Olympics this year, but he also eschewed the rampant armpit shaving that was endemic among his aquatic colleagues. (And that cute little wave of his every time he passed a camera was just the icing on the cake!) Especially now that Michael Phelps' potential douchebaggery is a matter of public record, isn't it nice to have a hot Olympic champion we can call our very own? (smh.com.au + youtube.com + bestweekever.tv; pics via Flickr + fmforums.co.uk)