{"id":72824,"date":"2009-03-20T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T15:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gay.fleshbot.com\/5170391\/lets-get-this-straight-theres-no-such-thing-as-ass-less-chaps"},"modified":"2009-03-20T15:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T15:30:00","slug":"lets-get-this-straight-theres-no-such-thing-as-ass-less-chaps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gay.fleshbot.com\/5170391\/lets-get-this-straight-theres-no-such-thing-as-ass-less-chaps\/","title":{"rendered":"Let’s Get This Straight, There’s No Such Thing As “Ass-less Chaps”"},"content":{"rendered":"Saying the phrase is redundant, like saying “fingerless mittens” because chaps, by design, have no ass (or crotch, for that matter). Luckily they have hot guys willing to jerk off in them.<\/p>\n