OK, so... the toy I got to review this week is called the Sunny Tickler.

The Most Adorably Useless Vibrator Ever

The Sunny Tickler is a freakin' adorable little silicone vibrator that looks like a flower. Awww. It's so cute!

It didn't come with that cool little display base! No fair!

Most unfortunately, it vibrates in much the same way. It's cute and adorable and does just about nothing for your clit. Seriously, you want to pat it on its cute little flower-shaped head. It tries, it really does, and it just falls totally flat.

But let's step back and talk about the out-of-box experience.

The box says that the Sunny Tickler comes with a battery. Excellent! I opened the box and pulled out the battery. I was instantly confused.

See, the battery it comes with is of a type I've never seen. It says 1.5v and AA on the side, but it's clearly much smaller than an actual AA battery. So replacing it might turn out to be a bit of a pain.

Moving on, I went ahead and put the battery in. At first nothing happened. I took the battery out and put it back in three or four times. Then I had to push the button on the bottom extra hard to get it to come on.

Finally it did, and it buzzed weakly and sadly. If there was ever a sad vibrator, this would be it.

I put it on my clit and I could barely tell it was there.

On the side of the Tickler's box, it says that it's waterproof, made of high quality silicone, quiet, and powerful.

Yes! Awesome! Cool! NO.

I'd say three out of the four isn't bad, but really, isn't the last one the most important?

'fraid not, my friends.

Sadly, I can't recommend the Sunny Tickler, outside of a cute way to embarrass a friend. It may tickle you, but it won't get you off.

Wrap Up:

The hits: It IS waterproof and seems well-made. And it's not very loud (so you can... use it under your desk at work, I guess?) and silicone is always a plus. It's also adorable, so if you put form over function this is right up your alley. But if you want function over form (and who doesn't in a sex toy?) this isn't even on the same planet as, say, the Hitachi Magic Wand.

The misses: No, Ms. Sunny Tickler, you are most certainly NOT powerful. Honestly, you're pretty fucking useless. And your bizarre battery would make keeping you working quite difficult. But that's ok, because you really don't work at all.

Final Grade: D