Alpha is KING. Alpha means NUMBER ONE. From the Anal-Ease collection, the vibrating ALPHA PLUG #4 is a silicone plug that not only makes for a great anal probe but also is nice for vaginal exploring. Yeah, I mean, why should anal toys ONLY be used anally? Anyway, I digress. These compact vibes are perfectly shaped for safe, anal pleasure with a flange at the base (so they don't slip inside like when you fuck a Sharpie - yes, that's the number one item they find up people's asses in the hospital ER) and an easy to use speed control on the bottom. There's a built-in ring in the base which makes it easy to use for self-satisfaction, too, when you're ready to get your solo groove on.

The curved tip makes it easy to slip in and the defined bumps in it make riding and rocking pretty damn fun. It's rechargeable, too, so you don't have to think about those pesky batteries conking out at the wrong time. The length isn't too long to reach deep into your cavity, hence my personal attraction to using it vaginally (I like comfort, not getting my tonsils knocked out when it's up my pussy). And the vibrations are strong and steady. In fact, there's TEN speeds so you'll never get bored, no matter where you stuff it.

And guess what? You can get it right here.