THE OPENING REMARKS

This is a tiny little thing. I got it out of the packaging and I measured it against Terra's other lipsticks. It's a decent knockoff, so the ladies out there will have no trouble hiding it in their purse. But, who really goes around carrying vibrators with them. Well, prostitutes. But, I would like to think that prostitutes carry around better vibes than a tube of a lipstick.

NOISY FUCK

The vibe requires a single AAA battery. You can find that relatively easy. What's going to be harder is finding a place to insert the little bastard before it attracts any unwanted attention. It's loud as fuck. It's pretty weird, since the little bastard doesn't look like it has that much power to it.

Once you get the vibe inside of some pussy, it goes quiet. Almost like it knows that it has to enter stealth mode, so that you can keep your wits about you. We tried placing it around Terra's lips and her clitoris. But, there's a lot of stimulation to be had from placing the slope of the fake lipstick around the clitoral hood and under the shaft itself.

INCOGNITO

If you're looking for a stealth adult toy. This is it. But, you've got to remember a few things. Don't leave it lying around for prying eyes and hands to partake. The jig is up once they see the lipstick case dancing around your desk.

Also, there's the inherent problem of having a vibe look like something so commonplace. Horror stories are sure to be abound by a relative or friend finding the lipstick and trying to examine it. Hell, some might want to know why you have in your purse. Being a daring sexual adventurer, you should never venture an answer.

WORKPLACE FUN

I've read about many toy fans using these stealth devices around a variety of locations. I don't understand why a lady feels the need to use a vibe on a subway train or a bus. Honestly, I wouldn't want to jam something in my pussy in a public place. But, I'm not a lady or an exhibitionist. I'm just a chronicler for these bizarre devices.

IN THE END

The toy is fun an d Terra seemed to enjoy it. But, the novelty of a lipstick vibe will wear off fast. The bastard burns through batteries relatively quick, even though it's powerful as hell. If you're a lady who can't take direct clit stimulation or wants extensive play...this isn't for you. But, if you need a quick fix...I can't think of a better toy. Therefore, I recommend it.