My pleasure arrived in the mail a la Mr. Fed Ex. Wonderful man, I was ready to kiss him at my front door once the realization of the package's contents hit.

LELO: NEA

LELO has made has taken the concept of a pocket rocket (a tiny vibrator that tries not to get in your way) and turned it into a tiny work of art. Never before in all my vibrator obsessed days, which are quite more than a handful, have I run across such a multi-talented vibrator, vibrating continuously, pulsating, quick short vibes, strong long vibes that crescendo and decrescendo right along with my orgasm, all while fitting perfectly in the palm of my hand.

Not just the palm my friends, you can cup it toward your fingertips for maximum on the spot treatment, mid-finger/hand for full coverage and a little fingertip dipping (if ya know what I mean...), and toward the base of your hand so you can penetrate either yourself, or your partner, if you are loving enough to share in the joys of this little pleasure object. And you better! You can even get crazy and turn the little guy over, the whole thing is so smooth I couldn't help but want to rub it all over my pussy.

I can't wait to break this toy out with a guy! I have images of being taken from behind and his right hand, filled with this tiny flowered purple bean, is cupping my vulva while he pounds, his dick sliding between his own fingers. Very sexy.

I will even use it when I am feeling lazy, because its angled such that when you're flat on your back, you can rest it on the mound of your pussy and its tip will curve down and gently kiss your clit. At maybe 2.5 inches, and no more than an oz or two in weight, it's hardly obtrusive. It could fit it in the pocket of some butt hugging jeans, and I highly doubt anyone would notice.

Oh, expect for my date, who is probably tired of me disappearing into the bathroom to masturbate with my new little friend.

Cleaning is easy, just don't get water in the little charge hole. It would be sad to see him fizzle. Also make sure to read the instruction book...hahah, just the part about how to make it do what you want. When I first got it out I just started pushing buttons and got a little pissed because I could only figure out one speed. But then, holy crap, I read what to do, (and its really freaking easy), and this thing is dope. 5 speeds and 5 options per speed? I'm down.

Great product LELO, I can't wait to see more....