images courtesy of ADE.

One of the biggest porn stars of all time, some might argue the biggest currently working in the industry, is Jesse Jane. Her infectious energy and enthusiasm for all that she does converts men and women alike, the little spitfire starring in scores of flicks at Digital Playground including the ever popular Pirates 2. The movie cost more to make than just about any movie called "adult" and still sells so well that a sequel is probably being held off until that fact changes, Jesse's appeal unmistakably unique. So many fans identify Jesse in the roll that the company has released a series of sexually stimulating novelties that star various ladies in the movie but all are led by Ms. Jane. The latest such toy making it my way is not one of the cheap toys either but a vibrator costing about $100 unless you get it on sale, the device called Jesse Jane's Smoking Pistol. In a nutshell, this is one of the larger vibrators with clitoral stimulator on the market but as much as fans clamor to see everything associated with Jesse, how will this toy hold up?

Well, truth be told, it promised an awful lot of pleasure and had the girth to fill the largest of pussies, measuring just shy of 2" in diameter and 9.5" from stem to stern. In terms of useable length though, the pistol shaped vibrating bullet kept the insertable length to under 5". Would that be enough to satisfy Nadine and her gal pal for a series of tests? Interestingly enough, they gave the package the once over, popped out some batteries, and sent me on my way as they explored all aspects of the device for hours one day, the follow up scheduled for my return.

Pink in color with cheesy jeweled studs, the Jesse Jane's Smoking Pistol looked similar to many other such toys on the market. Instead of being sold as water proof, it was billed as splash proof instead, the usual claim about being phthalate free and I believe it was made in mainland China par for the course. The portion you insert was soft to the touch but firm thanks to the material underneath, the beads partially down the shaft and the various skull & cross bone patterns kind of cute. The switching mechanism this time was not a button on the bottom, a separate control, or even a complicated little series of buttons. No, all it had was three buttons on the lower section, one to turn it on, the others separately controlling the main vibrator while the other controlled the clitoral stimulator.

Reading the extensive series of notes provided me by the ladies, it was clearly and nearly immediately evident that the vibrator's main shaft was drastically under powered, the stimulator helping make up for this fact. On the highest setting, the ladies barely felt anything, their usual size queen nature replaced today by their need for speed to get off with. While I suspect that the two of them together caused an upswing in needed juice to get off, the insertion process was supposedly happy (as the ladies used it on each other). The emphasis was clear though that even with four new AAA batteries, the toy lasted long enough but needed to be placed directly on the clitoris to have much of an effect at all, never enough to merit a high rating.

Nadine suggested ladies deciding what level of vibration they need to get off and go at least one size higher, the Jesse Jane's Smoking Pistol stopping short of getting either of them off even in great mixed company. Because of that, I had to lower the rating to the natural consequence of a Skip It but if you are the type that really doesn't like a strong vibrator, you might want to give this one a look (just keep the whole picture in mind). They also took issue with the lack of instructions as to which button did what, the one in the middle serving as the on/off switch, the one on the left controlling the multiple patterns of vibrations for the bullet in the clitoral stimulator, and the one on the right covering the main motor and shaft vibrations (some of the patterns were interesting but too light for me to appreciate too).