So here we have a little vibrator, which amusingly came in a resealable plastic bag with the Hustler logo on it.

...because there's nowhere better to store your sex toys than in the packaging it came in at the store?

Don't ask me, folks, I just work here.

I really shouldn't say the vibe is little, though, because it's a bit larger than many others I've tried. And I like the pinkish-purple. It's very cheerful.

See how cheerful? I mean the vibe, not my pussy.
Though I suppose my pussy is cheerful, too...

It's a pretty standard vibe, which runs on one AA battery. Unlike many other vibes, a battery is not provided, so I had to go hunting. Luckily I found one!

The vibe has a twist bottom, so it can go from low to high. It's not waterproof, so keep it out of the tub, ladies.

It gets a pretty good buzz on when turned to high, so if you're anyone other than me, this stands a chance of working for you. It's long enough to work on your g-spot, or you can hold it on your clit and play with it that way.

Buzz, pretty vibe... buzz like the wind!

Unfortunately, I AM me, and so this wasn't strong enough. I'm kind of insane - I prefer to have orgasm after screaming orgasm until my clit is sore for two days.

You think I'm kidding? Well, I am not.

I'm just a bit disappointed in its lack of power. As you can see.

If you're experimenting with different vibes, I'd recommend that you
give this one a shot. It's quite reasonably priced and decently strong,
and even if it didn't get me off, it did get me horny.

And if you need more power, you might want to check out the Hitachi magic wand, because... well damn, ladies. Damn.