images courtesy of Hustler (size magnified to show detail)

Introduction

Hustler had been a trendsetter in adult entertainment for longer than most women in porn have been alive, the longevity of the company due in part to the way it evolves over time. There is a large market for dirty smut of all sorts so it came as no shocker that the company would commission a line of sex toys branded with their name, my belief that future toys improve over time with consumer input such as what you will find in reviews like this one. My latest reviews of the Rebel Rocket, Bang Bang Bullet, Naughty Pom Pom, and the 7" Rocker Vibe all had one thing in common; they were designed to sexually stimulate a woman rather than a man, my latest acquisition of the Rock The Cock Ring, providing something new, though not exactly a barn-burner in terms of something I can describe at length.

The Details

The Rock The Cock Ring is the latest in a long line of such devices that go back for a great many years, ancient sex practices including variations not nearly as hygienic from what I've read. The idea behind a cock ring in general is to allow an erection to last much longer, theoretically bigger, and satisfy your mate better. In practice, many of them pinch your privates and pose a danger to your cock so be forewarned that using such a toy has risks attached. This being one of Hustler's "Beginner" toys, I took it for review in hopes of seeing how it worked compared to other such devices, knowing ahead of time that it would not be a favorite for me due to my hatred of cock rings.

Okay, the "smoke" colored device is made in China of a phthalate free stretchy material with a lot of give to it. I've probably watched over 10,000 porn flicks over the years and never seen a single pecker as large around as this 1.5" pentagram-shaped cock ring could stretch to (I stretched it to an admittedly tight head band after using it a handful of times for testing; the toy finally breaking at the effort). So those that claim it is "not big enough" for them are lying to you, at least if they are using it for the intended purpose. What set this one apart from previous toys of this ilk was that there was nothing used to tighten it on your cock, a move that makes sense (and might save a few pricks out there) since it can't cut off the inner circulation of the cock as much when used.

There was the usual 30 day warranty and a package that lets you reseal it but the packaging was nothing special and added nothing to it for my review. In terms of how well it worked, once I had an erection, it was tricky to put on with a single hand since adjusting it proved "interesting". On a positive note, the oblong nubs placed at regular intervals did work better than a thin band has in the past, not choking my chicken as painfully when in use. It did keep my dick harder after I knocked out a round of genetic juice but not so much that I was ready for seconds like my teenage years tended to allow, making this one of those times when other than for folks that truly like suck toys, I felt it should be rated as a Skip It. I have been told in the past that cock rings are made for those that have trouble maintaining a boner so if that helps your decision, at least you know that this one is low priced, made of safe material, and as good as the next one out there in most ways.