Fresh Balls

Reviewed on: January 22, 2010
NSFW.ARMY

It's an unfortunate result of physiology, mens balls tend to be sweaty and that tends to make them itchy. The traditional solution has been to either grin and bear it or to use some sort of talc or even baby powder. Unfortunately these powders have proven to be less than healthy for the person using them and alternatives like corn starch based powders still leave you with quite a mess to deal with.

This is where Fresh Balls comes in. Fresh Balls is a light and easy lotion that you apply to your balls. As it dries it leaves a thin layer of corn starch based powder on your balls. The lotion goes on easy, dries pretty quickly and is completely mess free.

The upside of Fresh Balls is that it absolutely works. I found Fresh Balls completely solved any sweaty, itchy issues I had during the day and was a great compliment after trimming to help mitigate the itching as hair grows back in. It's a completely refreshing product that actually does exactly what it says and does it extremely well.

If that were the end of the review I wouldn't hesitate to give Fresh Balls our highest rating. In terms of keeping your balls dry there simply isn't a better option out there. However there is a HUGE downside to Fresh Balls, it's the absolute kryptonite to oral sex.

After wearing Fresh Balls for a few days my partner decided to perform oral sex on me. She immediately started hacking and gaging, "Oh my God, what is that... it's TERRIBLE". Needless to say, this was not the response I was hoping for. She then refused to perform oral sex as long as I used Fresh Balls. She described the taste (and remember this was the spill over from wearing it, I never applied it to my penis) as powdery, metallic crap.

So this is a toughie. Fresh Balls is an exceptional product and if it wasn't such a huge negative for oral sex I'd recommend it highly. I'm still going to recommend it, but with the caveat that you should only use it when you're sure that oral sex ain't going to be happening that night, because if you're wearing Fresh Balls, odds are it WON'T happen, one way or another.

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