I dare you. Do it. No really. Go ahead. Find one thing wrong with him. We're waiting...

For a bunch of guys used to having things shoved down your throat, I sure am having a tough time getting you to swallow Cameron Dallas! The sassiest starlet around dazzles and delights with pube and pit pic after pube and pit pick, and yet some of you are still hung up on the fact that he has no skills or God-given talent in any capacity. Well guess what. Neither...

Because if so... I'll see you guys there.

Freddie Woodward is the twink Brit diving sensation that we fell in lust with earlier this month when he flaunted his fat pink uncut cock in some delish dick pics. Those were taken down for some reason because I'm sure, LEGALLY SPEAKING, he intended for them to be on the Internet, but, such are the mysteries of the basically dark web. NE WAYZ, The twenty-two-year-old sorta kinda Ansel Elgort-y...

Please enjoy the in-flight enter-taint-ment. And have a great weekend!!!!!

My biggest fringe benefits from blogging are free porn logins and a desk full of scary sex toys that would probably destroy my man clit (mlit?) and while I thought that basically meant that I was a media mogul, turns out sweeties, I've been doing it all wrong! Martin Björk is a Swedish radio host, and while interviewing Shawn Fuckboy Mendes, exercised the best fringe benefit in the world by...

How do you even get this body?

And not just because his uncut dick is a 10.

This is the porn Fred Savage, and I'm about to be starring in my own production of "The Wonder Smears" in ten seconds.