File under: Right where I want him! Quarter-Samoan faux Ginger Riverdale creamboat K.J. Apa assumes the position in which I always imagined him in these sexy new gifs making their way around the preferred social media for perverts - Tumblr.

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Nyle DiMarco is currently enjoying all that Austin, TX has to offer, and found himself at the local swimming oasis, Barton Springs Pool. Poolgoers were treated to something of an erotic nature...

With the access to millions of dicks, balls, and man bodies that we enjoy via the Gay Internet every single day, it can be a challenge to identify who's worth our slime, and who isn't. This is a challenge that I am happy to accept, and after almost posting about the two inches of Nick Jonasty's chest hair visible in a new failed Thirstagram post, I've decided to scrap the...

Home gym Sundays A post shared by Dylan Efron (@dylanefron) on Aug 5, 2018 at 3:58pm PDT (Click through pics)   CNG Rewards Club cardholder Zac Efron is obviously super sexy in that jacked to death 90’s action figure sort of way, but did you know that he has a younger brother who’s objectively sexier […]

The twenty-two-year-old Sean doesn't seem to have much of an entertainment career outside of getting tanties wet with his looks, which is just a testament to how insanely sexy he is. Those blue eyes. That head of hair. Those lips. Those eyefuckingbrows. And, that chunkilicious chunky chunkfest 2018 dick!

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Okay, I'll level with you Cameron Dallas h8ers and those of you just stage four DGAF about him. Is the twenty-three-year-old social media sensation the most attractive starlet in the world? Probably not. In order for that to be the case, he'd have to off a couple Jonasties, not to mention the entire cast of Riverdale. But is Dallas not a fuck piece? And hath not a fuck piece eyes?

Have one of you been praying to Gay Gawd recently? Getting down on your knees and giving it all you've got? Because something is up. And that something... is Nolan Gould's penis outline.