What. The fucking fuck. Is fucking happening. FFS. CW's teen sex party series Riverdale isn't necessarily known for its restraint, but as of last night's episode titled Fortune and Men's Eyes, we can safely say that the pervy CW execs have gone rogue. In fact there's a good chance that Bromo has taken over Riverdale's production, and that impressionable viewers across the nation are just watching gay porn. And ya...

Jack and Nick are hot brothers!

We're not here to talk about how great Superstore is. Or how I'm ovulating all over my chair mat for Ben Feldman as I type this. Or how I want to say "Ben. My body's ready. Till the fertile soil of my loins." None of that! We're here to talk about the insanely sexy Chris Reid, who strips down to portray an adult baby stripper in the latest Superstore episode titled...

Chunky sweaters. Leaves crunching under your UGGs. Apple picking. Pumpkin Spice Lattes. And stage four bangable bubble butts? These are indeed the reasons for the seasons, at least if you go by gay Instagram sensation Nick Champa's Autumn-themed post!

It looks like Bromo's budget is through the roof!

Super hottie Chris Evans maintains a clean image as patriotic superhero Captain America, but did you know that you can see what’s under the Spandex?

According to the Netflix series Queer Eye, if you can mash together avocados and keep your eyes kind of open for more than five seconds at a time, then you can be famous. In walks Porowski, who has achieved the former and is still working on the latter. Here's his fuckable bod!

Judging by your tepid reactions so far to Noah Centineo, the Netflix heartthrob might not be the next big thing here at Fleshbot Gay. And judging by what's going on my pants while looking at this thirsty bucket for the Gawds photo shoot, I might be okay with that. Why are you so gross Noah Centineo!

Open up for basketball shorts bulge...