...Then you start to picture if flopping all over the damn place. Then you start to picture it slapping your face. Then you start to picture choking to death on it. Then... Damn. I gotta stop myself. You give a gay a cookie!

Hot. Sweet. Super cool. Don't you know. These kitties rule?

What. The fucking fuck. Is fucking happening. FFS. CW's teen sex party series Riverdale isn't necessarily known for its restraint, but as of last night's episode titled Fortune and Men's Eyes, we can safely say that the pervy CW execs have gone rogue. In fact there's a good chance that Bromo has taken over Riverdale's production, and that impressionable viewers across the nation are just watching gay porn. And ya...

It looks like Bromo's budget is through the roof!

And Apa doesn't mind one bit!

Nipple hair - which turns a boring old man nipple into a beautiful hair and flesh flower - is one of those things that you either love or you hate. If you're not a nipple hair lover, hopefully you can make one exception for today, because the adorable twinning twink Cole Sprouse shows his in all its glory as twenty-five-year-old high schooler Jughead in a new scene from CW's...

We haven't heard a lot from the CW's teen sex party series Riverdale recently, but last night's episode - the fucking twentieth in the series' second season - titled "Shadow of a Doubt" brought a shadowy shirtless look at our favorite twenty-year-old high school half-Samoan creamboat K.J. Apa! Is it the best look yet at Apa's creamy tits? No. But damn it if I'm not going to shoehorn this boy...

The CW series Riverdale seems to be one big Hail Mary contingent on K.J. Apa's tits, and so far the strategy is paying off big time! The teen sex party series was quickly picked up for its current second season after the first delivered countless shirtless looks at everyone's favorite ginger half-Samoan creamboat Apa, and the pervy CW execs are not messing with their winning formula this time around. Thank Gawd!

It has been a damn minute since we got some hot shirtless action on CW's teen sex party series Riverdale, but this week the boys were back while their shirts were not! The episode titled "The Hills Have Eyes" featured Archie (K.J. Apa) doing pushups to prove his masculinity in front of Veronica as well as a hot tub scene in which Archie and Jughead (

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