Okay, He’s GORGEOUSSSSSS

August 23, 2018 | Posted in Amateur by his_excellency

File under: "My type. My type. My motherfucking type. Fuck me zaddy with your glasses. Eat that cum you horny bearded perfect-dicked bitch." Or like, whatever!

Oh My God, This Dick Picer Isn’t My Boyfriend, He’s My Husband

August 1, 2018 | Posted in Amateur by his_excellency

Men, it's time for a real man in our lives...

Super Cute Dick Picer With Amazing Butt And, Like, Ripped Dick

July 26, 2018 | Posted in Amateur by his_excellency

And sexy tan line, and flawless body, and adorable face. But back to that, like, ripped dick...

My Boyfriend Has A Fat Uncut Faucet Dick And Yours Doesn’t

July 20, 2018 | Posted in Amateur by his_excellency

Sorry 'bout it.

Gregg Sulkin Doggie Style With White Stuff On His Face

April 23, 2018 | Posted in Celebrity by his_excellency

Seriously, and I really do mean this, is there anything cuter in this world than Gregg Sulkin? The buff hairy Brit fuck piece has the biggest brown eyes ever that perfectly compliment his eyefuckingBROWS, and his divine body hair distribution is the excruciating follicle-by-follicle handiwork of Gay Gawd himself! Like doing needlepoint. If, you want to splooge all over needlepoint.