Muscle Ranch 2

Good help is hard to find — and hard help is good to find! That's the way they look at things out on the ranch. This amazing follow-up to Muscle Ranch is a top-notch collection of mud-slinging, calf-roping, nature-fucking goodness. It features scene after scene of hard cocks bulging from behind blue denim jeans in this jizz-spewing homage to life on the farm.

The main plot of Muscle Ranch 2 concerns ranch owner Anton Harri's search for a new foreman (Remo Ferri) who can handle a lackluster bunch of horny ranch hands who would much rather jerk-off or fuck around than work. Co-star Anton Harri is the sort of stallion who can inspire a wet dream — even when you're awake! Cole Ryan, Mason Wyler, and Remo Ferri all give memorable performances as well.

Not since 2004s BuckleRoos have we seen such a well-made film dedicated to the cowboy & ranch genre. The cast is uniformly succulent and the performances are nicely believable. Kristofer Weston does a great job of telling the story with a combination of present-moment scenes and flashbacks, putting his cast into a variety of different outfits and settings that all help to bring the fantasies to life. Yee-haw!