Cybersocket’s Test Lab: Shane Frost Reviews Dr. Joel Kaplan Toys From Cal Exotics

If you know me at all, then you know that I don't mind having things shoved up my butt! So when Cybersocket recently asked me to review a collection of Dr. Joel Kaplan toys from CalExotics.com that were made to be inserted into my "FrostHole," I was stoked.

First up was the Dr. Joel Kaplan Universal Prostate Probe. I had used similar toys in the past, but I was very excited that this one included a soft silicone base. The probes I had tried previously were made with hard plastic bases (ouch!) and within moments of trying the Dr. Kaplan model it was clear that it was the best one I had yet experienced.

Next up was the Dr. Joel Kaplan Silicone Prostate Probe. This bad boy had the same silicone base as the Universal Prostate Probe, but with a different shape that was more narrow and twice as long. If you like a textured feel with ridges and grooves, this one is for you. I lubed this monster up and started to shove it into my hole with slow but gentle strokes. It quickly got me hard and within minutes I had blown a big load all over my chest. Although it felt great, I was a little annoyed since I had two more products to review!

The following day it was time to check out the Dr. Joel Kaplan Compact Prostate Massager. This item was similar in size and shape to the Universal Prostate Probe, but with an added twist. This one actually vibrates in your hole, creating an unreal massage sensation that can be felt throughout your entire body. Getting the two included AAA batteries into their compartment was tricky, but before long everything was good to go. Now it was time for the fun part and... Ahhhh.... This little guy felt crazy good! It's hard to describe how this one feels inside you. It makes you tingle all over and just feels good. Size queens shouldn't be put off by the Compact Prostate Massager's diminutive stature, because this little guy is a powerhouse and makes up for its small size in other ways.

Last up on my test list was the Dr. Joel Kaplan 5-Function Stroker. In addition to simulating the feel of someone stroking you, this one also massages you at the same time. After lubing up, I got to work. I didn't like the first setting, so I moved on to the next one for a slower but more sustained vibration – which was amazing!  I tried all five settings, but the second one was my favorite, hands down. If I could change one thing, I would make the stroker more flexible for larger cocks. My dick barely fit inside. But with the right amount of lube, I was able to make it work. If you really want a thrill, try using the 5-Function Stroker and Compact Prostate Massager at the same time. Oh My God – what an awesome feeling!

Overall, I was very impressed with the Dr. Joel Kaplan products. I had tried similar toys in the past, but Dr. Kaplan's addition of silicone really made a difference – and I will definitely be back for more!