Cybersocket’s Test Lab: Riley Price Reviews Aneros Stimulators

Ever since they were introduced, the Aneros male G-spot stimulators have been making a stir in the mainstream media, with reviews appearing in magazines like Details, Arena, and Men’s Health – and also on MSNBC and the popular Sex With Sue Johanson show. So when Cybersocket recently asked me to review four of the most popular Aneros models, I was curious and excited to check them out.

The first model I tried was the Aneros Vice. Trying to think of words to describe my experience, the title of a U2 song comes to mind: Electrical Storm. The Vice includes vibration, which adds a whole new dimension to  an already intense experience. To get started, I slathered some KY Jelly onto the Vice and pre-lubed my ass. I found that a fetal position worked best for insertion. If you simply press it against your asshole and relax, insertion is nice and easy and the soft finish also helps. I didn’t realize it, but at first I only had the Aneros partially inserted. I got pretty excited when I realized this and then slid the rest in. Once fully inserted, I found that the Aneros Vice provided an amazing feeling of fullness without  discomfort – and the orgasm I had was amazing.

Next up was the Aneros Maximus. Simple and white, it might look too insignificant to do much for an experienced bottom. However, don’t underestimate it – because it definitely delivers. Those new to anal play may find the Maximus too large, whereas anal pros may dismiss it – but they shouldn’t, because having a little bit of wiggle room is essential when using the Aneros. If it can’t move freely in and out of the anus, it won’t work properly. If you’ve had trouble accommodating the smaller MGX model, don’t opt for the Maximus (at least until you’ve opened up a bit).

For my third go around with the Aneros, I tested out the MGX. All I can say is: wow. The MGX is awesome. Normally I only cum once. If I want to cum again, I usually have to wait at least 5 minutes. My experience with the MGX marks the first time in years that I’ve cum twice in less than five minutes. And the next day, I had the same experience. If you’re like me, you’ll find that this incredible product will more than fulfill your expectations and deliver some of the most satisfying orgasms of your life.

To wrap up my Aneros testing, I checked out the Aneros Progasm Ice. While it’s transparent body is beautiful to look at, I found that, for me, it wasn’t great to sit on. Each person is different, but for me it was too long when sitting and the tip put pressure in a place that was uncomfortable. For others, it might be ideal. On the plus side, it does stay in place well. I had it inserted for an hour while hopping, skipping, and jumping – and it didn’t budge. By then, however, it became uncomfortable and I was ready to remove it. If your body is like mine, a good plug would work better if you plan to be seated while it’s inserted. The design also features nubs designed to stimulate your perineum and tail bone, but for me the nubs put unnecessary pressure where it wasn’t needed and just got in the way. But for someone else, they might feel incredible. I found that the Progasm Ice didn’t have much movement. Aneros suggests that you massage the prostate only by squeezing. That provides a good kegel exercise, but it’s not a strong enough sensation to get me off. I found myself tilting it forward to apply more prostate pressure and then moving it in and out. If this was the only model I had, I might try a quality dildo or plug instead.

All in all, I really enjoyed the Aneros G-Spot Stimulators. My opinion of the different models varied widely, but I think that’s to be expected. Each of our bodies is different, so the key is to select the model that you think will work best for you (rather than simply picking one that looks the prettiest.) Read the descriptions for each model carefully and you’ll be able to determine which models are a good fit. Once you do that, you’ll find that the resulting orgasms are incredible.