Date of Production:
November 2006
Directed By:
Chi Chi LaRue
Cast:
Johnny Hazzard, Cole Ryder, Nick Marino, Blake Nolan, Manuel Torres, Steve Cruz, Mick Powers, Arpad Miklos.
The Movie:
The woods are home to many creatures from cute squirrels looking for acorns to gentle deer and frisky bunnies. There's also another species that lurk deep in forest: hairy bears who spend their time looking for nourishing man-meat.
The Dudes:
These hot butch bears are good-looking with muscular hairy bodies, full pubes, short dark hair, and hard cut 'n uncut cocks.
Scene One:
Johnny Hazzard (handsome with dark hair and smooth/toned/tattooed body) wanting to get away from the city spends the weekend in a cozy country cottage. He enjoys the clean country air while sitting on the bed of his red pickup truck. The peaceful surroundings makes Johnny horny and he begins to slowly rub his bulge sliding his hand down the front of his tight blue jeans. He sniffs his hand inhaling the musky scent of man-funk. Johnny releases is big cut cock from the confines of his jeans taking a nice long piss as a stream of golden liquid shoots through the air. Shaking off the dewdrops leads to a full-on jack off as Johnny strokes his hard shaft and rubs his nuts. Johnny bends over exposing his tight shaved asshole as he toys with the tight pucker teasing it with his fingers. He works that hard stalk and continues to play with his bunghole squirting a huge thick load of spooge that hits his face, chest, and stomach.
Scene Two:
Three hunky butch bears Arpad Miklos (handsome with short dark hair, muscular hairy body, and facial hair), Cole Ryder (good looking with short brown hair, husky/hairy body, and facial hair), and Steve Cruz (hot with short dark hair, toned/hairy body, and beard) head down from the hills and directly to where Johnny is spending the weekend. The bears are horny and looking for some male "hospitality". They stumble upon Johnny's truck and his cum-stained shirt. This is all it takes to drive 'em wild. Cole and Steve feel Arpad's hot hairy chest and bulging basket all the while sniffing each other's intoxicating man scent. Steve pulls out his hard clipped tool and Cole immediately chows down cramming his mouth full and working those nuts. Arpad deep throats Steve's dick all the way to those dark pubes slobbering up and down the pole. The bears are completely worked up now loudly growling and grunting with lust. The bears make out with plenty of wet tongue and hard nipple pinching.
Steve lies back in the bed of Johnny's truck in the missionary position as Cole licks his tight hairy asshole fucking the bunghole with is wet tongue. Steve takes Arpad's large uncut dong down his throat jacking the shaft and sucking that foreskin. He has no problem deep throating all the way down to Arpad's dark trimmed pubes. Wanting a variety, Steve takes Cole's fat clipped prick into his mouth twisting the stalk as Cole fucks his face. Steve licks Arpad's tight hairy fuckhole using his tongue to lap and taste. Arpad fucks Steve in the missionary position (with condom) rough 'n hard sliding his cock in and out of that tight hairy cornhole. Cole takes over slamming Steve's manhole from behind (with condom) using the same fast 'n rough technique to pleasure his pal. Arpad beats off squiring a thick load of spunk hitting Steve's face and his own hairy stomach and pubes. Steve shoots a thick load on the truck's upholstery and fist while Cole cuts loose with thick jizz on Arpad's bum.
Scene Three:
Johnny is relaxing on the sofa enjoying a nice fire and reading when he suddenly hears rustling noises coming from outside. Unknown to him, a group of horny bears are nearby with hairy chests heaving in anticipation of new meat. The bears are seriously starved as they head towards the cottage growling, clawing at tree bark, feeling each other's hairy chests, pinching hard nipples, and scratching at the cottage. It's like a scene from "Night of the Living Dead" with sex-crazed butch bears instead of the undead. Blake Nolan (handsome with short brown hair, muscular/hairy body, and goatee), Arpad (from Scene Two), and Nick Marino (hot with short dark hair, muscular/hairy body, and goatee) barge in when Johnny attempts to figure out where the noises are coming from. The bears pick Johnny up taking him back inside and throw him down on the floor. Hands are everywhere exploring Johnny's body overwhelming him with their unadulterated lust. Nick releases his hard uncut cock and fucks Johnny's mouth cramming that dong in and out and down the hatch. Blake chows down on Arpad's stiff unclipped dick as Johnny continues to suck Nick leading Blake to overdose on heavy foreskin from both Arpad's and Nick's members.
Ample chest hair is pulled, licked, and worshiped as the bears get down with each other and Johnny with deep soul kissin' and cock suckin'. Blake releases his cut cock that's hard as a rock and ready for Johnny's willing mouth. Mick Powers (handsome with muscular/hairy/tattooed body, short brown hair, and full beard), Manuel Torres (hot with short dark hair and muscular/hairy/tattooed body), and Damien (hot muscle dude with shaved head and hairy body) have caught a whiff of strong man-funk and enter the cabin to join in. The new arrivals keep to themselves kissing with soulful tongues, pinching hard man-tits, and rubbing their business. Damien pulls his fat cut prick out allowing Mick and Manuel to stroke it. Mick chows down on that chubby dong cramming it down his gullet deep throating and giving those hangy nuts a full workout. "Oh fuck yeah! You like that cock!" Mick switches back and forth sucking Damien's prick and Manuel's stiff uncut tool. Nick sits on Blake's face making him tongue that tight ultra hairy touchhole as Manuel reaches over teasing the pucker with his fingers.
The bears are in full heat as they eat each other's tight hairy manholes, suck those cocks, work those hairy nuts, and get down to some ass-pounding fucking. Mick screws Johnny on the sofa missionary style (with condom) hard 'n fast while pulling Johnny's rigid tool. Nick takes over fucking Johnny missionary (with condom) roughly sliding his dick in and out of Johnny's tight shaved hole. The bears all get a go at Johnny's bunghole fucking him every which way but loose (all with condoms). The bears gather 'round their prey, jack their hard cocks, and shoot thick loads of love juice covering Johnny with cum and marking their territory. To finish up, Johnny squirts a thick load on his chest.
The DVD
Video:
"When Bears Attack" is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The videography by Brad Austin, Hue Wilde, and Adam Killian is excellent providing full coverage of all the action and loads of cool close-ups. The picture quality is sharp and clean.
Sound:
The sound is clear allowing the viewer to hear the bears as they lustily grunt 'n growl tearing bark off of trees and engage in butch man-sex. The score is nice starting with a soothing instrumental and switching to darker ominous tunes as the bears find fresh meat.
Extras:
The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, PopShot-on-demand, a Behind-the-Scenes featurette, photo shoot with the models, Johnny Hazzard doing a wild dance, the safe sex PSA "Wrap it Up" starring gorgeous Chi Chi LaRue, and previews for: "In His Dreams" and "Wrong Side of the Track" (which looks very hot).
Final Thoughts:
Chi Chi LaRue comes though once again with Channel 1's release of "When Bears Attack". LaRue's direction is spot-on as he really knows what the fans want: hot non-stop sex with hunky dudes and excellent videography that contains plenty of ass-eating close-ups. The scenes move along at a swift pace thanks to editing by CH and never become dull or monotonous. I like the different tone of the scenes from Johnny Hazzard's peaceful opening jack-off, to the three bears' frisky romp, and finally the wild all-out group sex as all the bears converge on Johnny. Chi Chi's ode to "Night of the Living Dead" with the bears scratching at the cabin made me smile. All the dudes are hot with my personal favorites being Arpad Miklos, Nick Marino, Johnny Hazzard, and Steve Cruz. I highly recommend to fans of butch 'n hairy muscular bears.