Date of Production: 2007
Length: 204 minutes
Director: Dirk Yates
Cast:
Austin, Bobby Parks, Chris Topher, Cody, David Daniels, Dean, Dick,
Don, Haus Weston, Keith, Mitch, Murdock, Rex Ryder, Rich, Rocky, Skylar
Wells, Steve Meete, Tyler Cade, and Zack
Body Types: young military recruits, guys with tattoos and dog tags, naturally hairy chest.
Condoms: yes
Things to see: amateur sex, solos, threesomes, facial cumshots
Plot: no plot
The Movie:
Dirk
Yates is at it again, directing army brats to break rank from the US
government's "don't ask, don't tell" policy so that they can show us
what really goes on in the communal army showers. Dirk has assembled a
tasty assortment of army dudes. The guys share a similar, "army look"
consisting of well muscled chests, tattoos all over the place, buzz
cuts (or at least short hair), and body hair in all of the right
places. While some of the men are bi-curious, nearly all of the army
brats are straighter than a ruler. They make this abundantly clear
through their talk about girls and their need to watch pussy porn in
the background. However, sometimes horny guys just need to get off, so
these dudes perform sex acts with each other that they probably
wouldn't want to tell their commanding officer about.
Dirk's
directing style consists of interviewing the guys and eventually
coaxing them out of their army fatigues. Some of the guys are shy,
while others are quite eager to just take off their skivvies and get to
work. For the solo scenes, Dirk continues to interview the men about
their sexual fantasies and when they first started to masturbate. He
wisely leaves them alone to do their thing so that their erections
won't go down. For the non-solo sex scenes, however, he simply lets
the cameras roll as the guys explore each other's bodies.
The DVD features five excellent sex scenes, and numerous solos. Some
of the best sex scenes involve straight guys discovering how good sex
with another man can be. In the David, Keith and Murdock threesome,
for example, Keith looks amazed when he realizes how good it feels to
have another guy blow him. Keith eventually blows a huge load onto his
chest, thanks to Murdock, who simultaneously strokes on both guys at
the same time. Another great scene is the Tyler Cade/Chris Topher
pairing. Tyler, looking like he just turned 18, brought along his
straight friend for some fun. The guys are downright romantic with
each other since they kiss, hug, and rub each other intensely. The
scene ends with a spectacular oral/facial cumshot for Tyler. I'm
guessing that most of you won't last through this scene without, ahem,
needing to take care of business.
While
I slightly prefer the regular sex scenes over the solos, I'm glad that
Dirk has given us a nice assortment of guys who may not be ready to
work with another dude... yet. Some of my favorites were Rich and Haus
Weston. Rich looks bright eyed, has a nice smile, and makes the
perfect face when he shoots his load all over his chest. Haus Weston,
however, is much beefier than the other models since he has such a
perfect and well sculpted chest. He also has a very nice cock, which
shouldn't come as a surprise. The rest of the models are cute,
handsome, and give you enough variety if you want to make some repeat
viewings.
Overall, Top
Brass Military Issue #3 is just as good, if not better, than Dirk's
other military and college DVD's. The guys look like authentic
military lads, and the exploratory straight guy sex results in some
very hot scenes.
The DVD:
Video:
Taken
from a variety of different footage, the images can vary by scene. The
newer scenes are sharp and look pretty good for "amateur porn." Other
scenes are clearly taken from Dirk's earlier work in the 1990's. These
scenes were shot on video tape so they just don't look as good as the
newer material, mostly due to a lack of sharpness and dated colors.
However, all of the action can be clearly seen. Just don't go in
expecting perfection for something shot on tape in the 90's.
Sound:
Similar
to the varying degree of video quality, some of the older video footage
has some inconsistent sound. One scene had scratchy audio, and some of
the scenes suffered from an audible humming sound that drowned out the
actors. The newer footage features more consistent sound, where the
actors can be heard as well as their grunts and moans.
Extras:
Extras
include animated menus, "popshot-on-demand" and a safe sex
advertisement. Also kudos for the tongue-in-cheek use of the military
march playing during the opening menu. I couldn't help but crack a
smile as I heard the song while a preview window of recruits fucking
played in the background.
Final thoughts:
Dirk
Yates really knows how to quench one's thirst for cute army guys.
Here, he gives us plenty of sexy army brats who stroke and fuck their
fellow comrades. Military Issue #3 features some great sex scenes and simply fantastic models. Thus, Military Issue #3 should be added to your collection today. Highly recommended.