Tattooed Tools
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Release date:
March 30, 2007 -
Runtime:
1h 50m -
Cast:
Fred Fele|Marco Campbell|Ewan Rochelle|Tomi|Claudio Antonelli|Tavish Szabad|Jack Wright|Geoffrey Garcia|Joshua Rodgers|Buck Monroe|Antonio Martinelli|Albert Jara
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The Good Stuff |
Tattoed Tools is a pretty straight forward flick of tattooed guys getting it on. These aren't guys covered in tattoos, in fact a few of them don't appear to have any tattoos. Its mainly just hot muscular guys who happen to have some ink. Scene 1 Scene 2
Scene 3
Scene 4 Fred Fele, Buck Monroe and Marco Campbell were at the bar while Jack, Geoff and Tavish put on their little sex show by the stripper pole. Let me start off by saying Fred Fele is totally SEX ON A STICK. He is a big muscular guy with chiseled features all over trimmed body hair and an ucut cock with the biggest mushroom head I have ever seen. That thing looks like its ready to burst out. Buck Monroe a lean tattooed, Latin guy with a shaved head and nice uncut chorizo dives between Freds legs to feast on his meaty bratwurst. Marco a youngish lean, muscular guy starts the scene out as the bartender but quickly joins in the action getting blown by Fred. These three work themselves from sausage noshing into a rim chain before taking turns doing some acrobatic fucking of Bucks tight bung over and around the bar. All guys end by stroking out decent loads on the designated cum rag of Buck.
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Audio/Video |
The audio in this flick was adequate. As there was not one lick of dialog spoken besides fuck me or Oooh yeah it passes muster. The background music was not overpowering so all of the important squish squish sex noises and slurps were all heard. Video quality was okay as well. My only complaint was the second scene was very dark. There wasnt enough lighting and some shots started to turn a little fuzzy due to lack of light.
Extras |
Slim pickings for extras. The studios websites lists a behind the scenes feature but it was nowhere to be found on my copy.
Scene Selection
Photo Gallery: 60 still shots.
At the End of the Night |
Tattooed Tools was a decent flick of well muscled, tattooed guys getting busy. The action was good for the most part. It became a little mechanical in some scenes and the scenes all seemed to follow each other in their progression.( kissing to oral to anal to nutting) I never really felt like ooh I haven't seen that yet in any scene in the movie. I would say there was no real passion or heat in the majority of the scenes. Everything in the flick was good, but nothing that really blew my skirt up. Tattoos just plain do it for me so that was in this films favor. Fred Fele does it for me even more than tattoos so another plus, if he walked by me I might just blow a load in my jeans I found him so smokingly sexy. Besides the one scene that was too dark and no dialog I really don't have anything overly negative or positive (besides Fred Fele) to say about Tattooed Tools. It gets my rating of "Rent It"