Production Date:

June 2007

Directed By:

Jim Steel

The Movie:

Horny dudes get off in all sorts of ways from solo jackoff and dildo play to face fuckin’ and butt sex.

Run Time:

1 Hours 15 Minutes

The Cast:

Brad Star, Brodie Newport, Chase Evans, Derek Pierce, Bradley West, Eric Blaine, Steven Ponce.

Safe Sex/Condoms:

Yes!

The Dudes:

“I'll Do Anything, Just Please Don’t Tell” offers up seven appealing dudes with brown hair (Brodie Newport has a shaved head). The bodies are toned ‘n smooth, the pubes are closely trimmed, and the cocks are clipped.

Scene One:

Brad Star is a very hot number with brown hair, li’l soul patch, and toned/smooth body with star tattoos on his stomach. Brad is all alone and horny as hell lying in bed rubbing his crotch and bum through his kaki shorts. More than once he looks into the camera and flashes the viewer a sexy smile. Brad finally yanks his shorts down showing off his bum, spreads the cheeks, and exposes his tight shaved bunghole teasing the pucker and finger fucking with his ring finger in mouth-watering close-up. In the missionary position with legs spread and lifted high, Brad continues to play with his butt hole and begins sucking on a dildo. He rubs the phony phallus against the real deal with the latter being the larger of the two. He slides that dildo in ‘n out of his tight hole while jacking his hard clipped cock with his right fist totally loosing himself in lusty thoughts and giving an excellent show. Brad works himself into a sexual frenzy moaning ‘n pouting for the camera and shoots a thick load of jizz hitting his neck and chest. Hot!

Scene Two:

Derek Pierce (cute with short dark hair, toned/smooth body and pierced nipple) and Chase Evans (very cute with brown hair, toned/smooth body, and plenty of cool tattoos) are sleeping when Chase wakes up in the mood for some lovin’. He rubs the bulge in his multi-colored briefs and reaches over to lightly stroke the front of Derek’s blue underwear. Derek wakes up when Chase chows down on his hard cut cock sliding his mouth up ‘n down the shaft and deep throats down to those dark closely trimmed pubes and plump nuts giving a tasty blowjob. The dudes soon find themselves in a traditional sixty-nine with Derek on top sucking Chase’s stiff clipped pole while Chase is busy thumbing Derek’s tight shaved touchhole. Chase munches down on that pulsing pucker really eating that ass. The close-ups are good but an extreme close-up would have been better here.

Chase plays the ol’ sink/bounce on Derek’s rigid tool sliding that tight chute up ‘n down while stroking his hard dick. Chase grinds his hips cramming as much of that dong into his hole as possible while continuing to choke his chicken and rub his toned chest. Derek fucks Chase’s mouth fast ‘n smooth shooting a thick load on friend’s face with some hot cum dripping off his chin. Chase slaps his pork shooting a thick load on his stomach. Hot!

Scene Three:

Brodie Newport (hot with shaved head, beard stubble, toned/smooth body) is taking a relaxing hot shower and slowly playing with his big clipped dick and plump nuts while Bradley West (cute with short brown hair, slender/smooth body) sits in bed watching. Brodie soon works his cock to full boner and heads out dick first to get some head. Bradley his more than happy to accommodate his horny pal sliding his mouth up ‘n down that fat fucker while Brodie holds his head and fucks that wet ‘n willing mouth. “Yeah! Suck that thing! Suck it!” Both dudes are into the action and each other as Brodie makes Bradley refer to him as “Sir”.

Brodie chows down on Bradley’s stiff clipped tool giving excellent head and deep throating down to trimmed brown pubes and plump nuts. Bradley’s legs are spread nice ‘n wide allowing his buddy complete access to all the goodies. Brodie fucks Bradley in the missionary position sinking his rigid tool slowly into that tight shaved bunghole picking up speed until he’s pounding his pal fast, smooth, ‘n hard. There’s a nice penetration shot from behind which also includes a clear view of Brodie’s tight shaved butthole. Bradley is busy jerking off while he’s getting drilled shooting a thick load on his stomach and pubes. Brodie shoots a very small load on Bradley’s stomach.

Scene Four:

Steven Ponce (cute with brown hair, beard, toned/lightly hairy body) lies in bed playing with his cut cock when there’s a sudden knock at the door. It seems this hottie has hired Eric Blaine (good-looking with brown hair, beard, toned/smooth body) to show him a “good time” for $100.00. Eric enters and immediately strips down showing off his trimmed brown pubes and hard cut cock. Steven chows down on Eric’s hard tool giving an excellent blowjob leading to a mouth-watering face fucking as both dudes are very into the action. Steven deep throats all the way down those trimmed pubes and plump balls filling the room with loud slurping noises while jacking his own stiff member. Eric slides a condom on leading Steven to sink down filling his tight man-tunnel with plenty of hard tube steak. Steven drills his customer from behind fast, smooth, n’ hard making him breathe heavily and moan with pleasure. Eric shoots a large wet load all over Steven’s back. Sadly, Steven does not bust a nut.

The DVD

Video:

“Please Don’t Tell” is shot directly on high quality video and presented in widescreen with an aspect ratio of 16:9. The videography by Thor Stevens is cool providing full coverage of all the action with plenty of close-ups of those tight bungholes, cock sucking, and butt-sex penetration. The picture quality is sharp ‘n clean and the disc is playable worldwide.

Sound:

The stereo sound is clear allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they get down to all-male lovin’ with plenty of heavy breathing, moans, groans, and sighs of lust.

Extras:

The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, star index, a five minute slideshow featuring high quality photographs of each model, trailers for: “L.A. Tool & Die”, “Hard Up”, “El Paso Wrecking Co.”, and “Kansas City Trucking Co.”

Poindexter’s Roundup:

Director Jim Steel has created another enjoyable fuck ‘n suck fest with "I'll Do Anything, Just Please Don’t Tell". The direction and videography are strong creating four hot scenes that are all turn-ons with scenes one and two being the best in my humble opinion. Brad Star’s solo is fucking hot and he gives it his all. The dudes are all good-looking, are definitely into the action and one another, and give energetic performances. My personal favorites are Brad Star, Brodie Newport, and Chase Evans. My only complaint is with scene four that is missing a cum shot and no good penetration shots. I Recommend this one for Brad Star’s solo jack off with plenty of bunghole close-ups and scene two featuring that tattooed hottie Chase Evans.