Date of Production: 2008
Length: 130 minutes
Director: Chi Chi Larue
Cast: Johnny Hazzard, Vinnie D'Angelo, Josh West, Aron Ridge, Brodie Newport, Geoffrey Paine, Jason Longh, and Vin Costes
Body Types: body builders, older and younger guys, guys with tattoos, big dicks
Condoms: yes
Things to see: rough sex, spit swapping, facials, threesomes, armpit licking
Plot: Johnny and Vinnie cruise around their local sex club.
The Movie:
I
can see why Johnny Hazzard has developed a loyal following of viewers,
so much so that this film is named after him. In many ways, he serves
as the bridge between the older, beefier models of leather porn and the
younger, freshly waxed models of Bel Ami titles. I guess you could say
that he can have his cake and eat it too, since he has the face of a
young Richard Gere, and the tattooed body of someone who spent a few
decades at sea. It is because of young Johnny that the film will have
more mainstream appeal, especially with those viewers who wouldn't
normally consider buying leather daddy porn.
Taking
place in a darkly lit sex club, Johnny Hazzard and friends have
aggressive sex in hallways, staircases, and industrial looking rooms.
The sex could be considered aggressive since there is some rough
fucking, serious ass rimming, and some spit play. However, the actors
aren't demeaning towards each other, and some scenes the actors can be
downright lovable with their partners - at least until the fucking
starts. The models are all very handsome, with a nice range of age and
degrees of hairiness. It was a pleasure to see models with actual hair
on the balls, and several of the guys have some pretty elaborate
tattoos (Geoffrey Paine for example). Overall, Hazzard Zone has much
to offer in terms of well shot (and hot!) sex scenes and some cute
models.
Scene one: Jason Longh and Geoffrey Paine
Geoffrey
strokes his cock in a darkly lit hall, hoping that some guy will stop
to play. Johnny Hazzard and Vinnie D'Angelo both walk bye, but they
don't stick around to help out the guy. Fortunately, a cute Latin stud
(Jason) walks over to Geoffrey and starts to stroke his cock in front
of him. Jason then gets on his knees so that he can taste the goods,
so to say. While Jason sucks away, Geoffrey spits into his mouth and face-fucks him.
After that, Jason gets on the ground so that Geoffrey can rim his little hole. Geoffrey
rims all over his ass area, probes deep with his tongue and fingers,
and even rubs his head all over Jason's ass region. Unable to control
his hunger for ass, Geoffrey
fucks him from behind. Jason receives one hell of a fucking, though he
seems more than capable of handling himself. The guys then switch so
that Jason's ass is held up in the air while Geoffrey fucks him in the opposite direction. Finally, Jason shoots his cum onto Geoffrey's bearded face and rubs it around, followed by a cum dripping facial for Jason as well.
Scene two: Josh West, Vin Costes, and Johnny Hazzard
Josh and Vin kiss
romantically in a darkly lit room. The action heats up when Josh
unzips and pulls out his big pecker. Josh has an incredibly thick dick
that bends slightly downward. Vin attempts to suck on the big dick and
Josh rubs it all over Vin's pretty face. Johnny then heads over and
starts to watch the guys in action. Johnny kneels down and starts to
suck on the guys. Both guys face fuck him, though Johnny has no
problems keeping up. Johnny even plays around with Vin's foreskin.
The action reaches a scorching hot level when Johnny and Josh suck on
Vin's cock together. Each guy takes one side and allows Vin to pump
his cock back and forth; their tongues guiding up and down his shaft.
After
that, Johnny lies down so that the guys can have their way with him.
Josh licks in Johnny's armpits and Vin takes care of his cock. The
guys also stand Johnny up above them so that they can rim his hairy
hole at the same time. Vin also receives some hot rimming action, with
Johnny and Josh practically fighting over who gets to rim his back
door. With their hole loosened and cleaned, Johnny is fucked by Vin
while he sucks on Josh's cock through a prison door wall section. Josh
also gets a turn to fuck Johnny, which he does quite forcefully. At
the end, the guys shoot their loads onto Johnny.
Scene three: Brodie Newport and Aron Ridge
The
scene starts out with Brodie being rimmed by Aron. Brodie's hole is
probed and fingered diligently. Brodie even gyrates his ass so that
his hole is rubbed all over Aron's face. The scene then shifts to
Brodie being fucked from behind by Aron's massive black cock. Brodie's
hole seems to accommodate most of Aron's shaft. The guys then shift to
fucking with Brodie's legs held up in the air. From this angle, Aron's
cock is even more noticeable as it goes in and out of Brodie. Finally,
Aron shoots his creamy load onto Brodie's chest, followed by Bordie
cumming on the ground.
Scene four: Johnny Hazzard and Vinnie D'Angelo
Johnny
heads up a dark staircase and finds Vinnie waiting for him at the top.
The guys begin to compare their bulges with each other until Vinnie
heads down and starts to make out with Johnny. The gentle kissing is
short-lived because the guys start to spit on each other. Vinnie even
spits into Johnny's open mouth. Amidst the spitting, the guys worship
each other's muscled chests and armpits.
Next,
Johnny pulls open Vinnie's pants to reveal a jockstrap with a rather
larger bulge. Johnny begins by sucking on Vinnie's cock through the
jockstrap and then pulls it out for some good old fashioned dick
sucking. Vinnie then sucks on Johnny's cock and sticks his fingers
under Johnny's balls so that Johnny can smell and taste his own manly
scent. In an acrobatic maneuver, Johnny props his legs up on the stair
rails so that Vinnie can rim and finger him below. Johnny also rims
Vinnie before the guys start to screw. Vinnie fucks Johnny from
behind, making Johnny squeal with pleasure. Finally, Johnny tosses out
a load while being fucked and then Vinnie shoots cum onto the floor.
The DVD:
Video:
Shot in
non-anamorphic widescreen, I found the image to be a fairly average
transfer. Grain was noticeable (though not distracting) and colors
weren't vibrant enough. However, the image is still very pleasing and
sharp.
Sound:
The sound is decent. All of the action can be heard and the soundtrack wasn't distracting.
Extras:
Extras are
surprisingly robust. In addition to scene selection,
popshot-on-demand, and a safe sex announcement, the DVD includes a
lengthy behind the scenes segment, as well as photo shoot footage. The
behind the scenes segment is close to a half hour. It includes
numerous interviews with the cast and some extra footage during the
shoot. The audio could have been better, but this feature is a
welcomed addition.
Final thoughts:
The likelihood of wanting to see Hazzard Zone might depend on whether rough sex, including spit play, is your cup of
tea. Speaking of sex, all of the scenes are pretty good, though the
threesome in scene two is simply outstanding. The oral action between
the three participants is incredibly well staged and so darn hot. In
addition to the sex, there are some nice special features. Therefore,
there is way too much to like about this DVD. If you like Johnny
Hazzard then this might be just the right film to bring you into the
world of muscled men and leather. Highly Recommended.