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Half-vietnamese MILF. I'm short, round, and explosive. Like a cannonball. Cheerful Nihilism meme page admin - characterized by an easy-going acceptance of meaninglessness.
I've been feeling sickly lately. I can't make myself drink enough water - I just get distracted by stuff and forget to drink anything until I have cottonmouth. Might try setting an alarm on my phone. Anyway, here's a couple of post-shower selfies. Thank you, I love you.
December 15, 2023 - 03:37:55Wrestling promos are amazing.
December 12, 2023 - 03:48:41Krampus' hips don't lie.
December 9, 2023 - 03:45:54Krampus booty so big. Lawd, have mercy. 😭
December 8, 2023 - 03:25:21New content tomorrow, in the meantime, 80085.
December 7, 2023 - 03:30:20Finally doing this photoshoot tonight. I had to wait for my furry leg warmers to arrive 😅
December 6, 2023 - 22:51:00This is how I enjoy the outdoors.
Bruh I always forget to add the release form 😅
November 28, 2023 - 03:37:59I think my ass takes up like 1/5 of my body mass.
November 26, 2023 - 04:08:58Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination...
November 26, 2023 - 02:25:14Because of who I am as a person, I burned my belly with a sheet pan a couple weeks ago - I thought I could just balance it there for a second like an idiot. It's almost fully healed!
November 22, 2023 - 00:31:01Should I do a Lady Krampus photoshoot?
November 21, 2023 - 16:58:59This is a photo series I like to call "peeing in the woods".
November 20, 2023 - 22:10:07....gooch grease...
Adding to my vocabulary.
November 19, 2023 - 20:13:28More woodland shenanigans.
Also, I may or may not have acquired certain items to cosplay as sexy Linda Belcher.
November 15, 2023 - 04:33:59Flexibility 🤗
November 14, 2023 - 05:39:56❤️ ( o )( o ) ❤️
November 13, 2023 - 18:16:03Sent out a ppv video message 🤤
Found a new trail that was completely deserted, and took advantage of the observation platform. 😈
November 13, 2023 - 02:24:37The burn I got from a sheet pan a few days ago looks worse but it's actually getting better? I have a couple of short videos to share over the weekend 🤗
November 11, 2023 - 02:08:16I have a thing for having sex outside and I've been really lucky so far, but that luck ran out. Suddenly there were hikers a few hundred yards away and I had literally just squirted. Maybe I didn't hear them because I was obviously distracted? LOL. I just laid down on my back and threw a shawl over myself and my partner hid behind a tree with his dick out 🤣. We waited until they were out of eyesight and then went back to business.
More pictures and a short video or two to follow. Hehehe.
November 7, 2023 - 01:02:18I'm testing to see if I can post images.
November 5, 2023 - 03:06:44I didn't realize I needed to get a release form to have other people in my photos! Lol. Getting that done ASAP.
November 5, 2023 - 02:20:38I burned my stomach with a baking sheet because of who I am as a person.
November 4, 2023 - 04:23:55Frickin love grey sweatpants season.
Goddamn. 🥵
More of these?
November 2, 2023 - 16:52:20The great outdoors 🤗🥰🍄
November 2, 2023 - 04:19:07Happy Halloween! Have an upskirt pic.
November 1, 2023 - 01:19:33Some of my exploits in the woods 🍄 I only came home with one tick on me, thankfully.
October 31, 2023 - 02:39:47I went on a picnic. One of my favorite things to do is have sex outside 🤫
October 30, 2023 - 20:39:02Another set of unedited photos. I have to replace my hard drive this weekend, I've never done this on an all-in-one computer before, so this will be an adventure...I might film the process because there will be swearing and it might be funny.
October 27, 2023 - 16:07:16I'm about to take a shower. I spent 2 hours in the woods and I smell like bug spray.
October 25, 2023 - 22:15:31Current situation... scrolling on my phone, immobilized by my dog.
October 22, 2023 - 04:01:12Happy fried day!
October 20, 2023 - 15:46:29My face today when my hard drive failed on my desktop. Bleaugh. I guess on the bright side I don't have that old job that required me to be on the computer at specific hours.
I have to always find the silver lining. It's a problem. It's almost pathological. 😅
October 17, 2023 - 02:31:17Unedited!
October 16, 2023 - 17:00:45Ta da!
October 16, 2023 - 16:55:20I had to stop posting for a while because I was working as a teacher. I quit that job this month, so I'm back. I apologize for the long delay. My mind was not in a good space. I'm so glad I quit that job.
I had it in my head that I needed to do a respectable job. I ended up in a situation where I didn't realize how miserable I was and how much they were exploiting me until I had a breakdown. 😅
October 16, 2023 - 15:37:41As promised! More stills from the night I did the booty shaking video. I was so tired that night, too, from swimming in the ocean all afternoon. But it was still a fun time.
June 29, 2022 - 01:36:59I was going to post these on Friday but I had a menty B (aka breakdown) this weekend, sigh. Please enjoy these on this mediocre Monday, I'll have another set tomorrow ♥️
I was going for Bettie Page in these. Kind of successful??
June 28, 2022 - 00:57:29Please enjoy a moment of booty shaking for you this fine Saturday evening.
June 19, 2022 - 03:15:29I'm getting more excited about doing video content now that I'm playing around with clips and editing. I was dragging my feet forever because I was dreading it, but now I'm actually taking a Skillshare course to get better at making OnlyFans content. This is a pretty weird timeline.
June 19, 2022 - 01:13:29I'm back from taking a couple of weeks to build up a backlog of pictures and footage for your pleasure. Thank you, I love you! 🥰
June 17, 2022 - 03:22:29Found a surprise few seconds of particularly juicy footage! Please enjoy. 🤗
May 29, 2022 - 02:10:39Hey y'all here's my butt flexing. More pics tomorrow. And a longer video!
May 22, 2022 - 04:12:59I did my first lives on Instagram. It's nerve wracking but I'll get used to it. Working my way up to doing more ....uh....stuff... in front of the camera 😅
May 16, 2022 - 02:01:18Attack of the 50 foot booty!
I like to call the last pose "startled clam."
I've been taking a yoga teacher training and my brain is fried. That's all I got. Happy hump day, my friends.
May 12, 2022 - 00:48:33I tried to do a shoulder stand split but the bed was too soft 😅. I'm extremely bendy. Should I do a video on a more solid surface? I think I should.
April 30, 2022 - 01:17:53Find the nipple. I was shaking my tiddies as I was walking and one of the nipps came out to say hellooooo.
April 30, 2022 - 00:15:26Me running away from my problems into the woods. I have had a week from hell. I had to hire a lawyer, it's an old debt from the early 2000s, it's just a big pantsfull of unpleasantness.
April 30, 2022 - 00:05:09Me running away from my problems into the woods. I have had a week from hell. I had to hire a lawyer, it's an old debt from the early 2000s, it's just a big pantsfull of unpleasantness.
April 29, 2022 - 23:36:03I was supposed to post this on hump day but time is a construct, and here's some boobies and booty.
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