He's finally giving an answer to all the speculation.

The Gods of Jonastyism have delivered with this can't-believe-it's-not-Jonasty jack off video! This guy's face and scruff (mixed with the forgiving quality of these gifs) make him a dead ringer for Nick Jonas. The gifs will really help those of us who have been frantically assembling some version of this in our imaginations with the scraps Jonas has thrown us over the years. Today's jacker has cut out the...

The legendary funnyman is no stranger to stripping down and having some good ol' dirty fun!

Twenty-nine-year-old sex on a stick Frenchie footballer Vincenzo Rennella loves showing off his gorgeous body - and even sometimes his bulge - on Instagram, but now thanks to an on-field incident, we can see his cock and balls! And trust me, these balls are anything but foul. This marks the one-hundredth time I've used that joke. Special day.

He found himself in the 'hot seat' this time around.

Puth it, Puth it real good! As you guys are probably are aware, the coveted twunk (hunk+twink=twunk) bod is the highest order of hotness on the Gay Internet, and is basically only achieved when a former twink gets a GNC rewards card, starts hitting the gym hard, or fucks The Hulk and gives birth to a fully-formed twunk nine-months later. Nature's crazy! While I'm not 100% sure what a Charlie Puth...

6' 3" starlet Ansel Elgort is so goddamn gorgeous that he could get away with, oh I dunno, being a gigantic douchebag, which he, oh I dunno, is. This is not a criticism as much as it is a testament to the twenty-four-year-old's dick-wetting sexiness, which is on full display in these new blessed beachside shirtless candids!

Maybe he'll let us join him in the shower to cool off a bit.

We're here to talk about K.J. Apa's penis and testicles, which might just be squished together into a perfect peach as he worships the sun! We see Apa adjust himself, so we know something interesting is happening with his equipment, and the bulge certainly looks to be more than just his bunched up shorts. In FACT, the more I look, the more I think he might be hard. Like. really....