Aussie OnlyFans star Lucy Banks experienced the unpleasant ordeal of a car break-in this week but had to laugh when she realized the ‘unique’ items that the thief had actually stolen!

The Perth-based model and content creator say that while nothing too valuable was taken, “There’s a criminal around who is going to be very shocked when he opens a bag full of massive dildos, OnlyFans gym tights, and Lucy Banks-branded car air fresheners!”

While Banks shares that the invasion of privacy and inconvenience of “replacing so much stuff” such as her pink Satisfyer Pro vibrator, bikinis, strawberry body paint, and her cherry-banana flavored lube isn’t ideal, “the thought of some big, burly criminal walking about in white OnlyFans gym tights does make me giggle though!”

After filing the police report, which Banks took in humorous stride, “I actually had the police come out last night because I was convinced there was someone on my roof. The car break-in has made me so paranoid! I was starting to think I was being stalked and someone was after me, but I’m sure it was just a random coincidence.”

Banks jokingly adds that anyone who sees a suspicious person wearing a green velvet bodycon dress, burgundy lace lingerie set, white bikini, or carrying a 10-inch pink dildo should call the police immediately.

You can follow Lucy Banks on Twitter at @itslucybanks.