Okay, real quick, so Zack “Mr. Justice League or Something I Haven’t Seen It” Snyder has what looks like an awesome zombie apocalypse flick, Army of the Dead coming out on Netflix on May 21st. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve heard about the casting of Awesome-Lesbian-Cancer-Survivor-Comic Tig Notaro to replace Apparent-Sexual-Predator-Piece-of-Shit Chris D’Elia .

The trailer looks amazeballs, but apparently, and this is where the sadness comes in. A scene shot wherein a naked male Las Vegas stripper swings his tattered cock around got cut from the film. WHAT?! According to NakedSword‘s news page TheSword.com, Snyder said “We had a sequence where one of the male strippers had a huge penis with a bite taken out of it,” Snyder divulged. “We thought that was too much.”

Well, that’s just insanity. INSANITY I tells ya!

Luckily, as The Sword reminds us, we have the 2010 Bruce LaBruce-directed full-length gay zombie fuckfest flick L.A Zombie: Hardcore starring Francois Zagat, which you can watch over at NakedSword.com to get your fill of undead dick. Just search for the title.

I think after the last year we’ve all had, we can handle a little zombie schlong. What do you think?